Re: Bacholerette Round 2

Dear Kallie,
I heard your request for only three flaws we or others have found in ourselves, but I felt compelled to tell you more. So I shot for thirty flaws, and this is what I got.
Peace and Love.
-Luke
PS: I hope you enjoy Lumberjack and Toasty's YouTube debut.

"Three Was Not Enough"

Well I'm not too good at Yoga
I do not own a cat
And though my feet are dirty
I seldom use a welcome mat.

Sometimes I wear clothes
Twice in a row
I don't always eat right
Or smell like a rose
I live in a frat house
With holes in the wall.
But I'd choose no place other
Because here I am called.
I wish I was athletic
I wish I was a lady's man
But I'd feel like a prince
If I just held your hand.

Chorus:

Slowly, you begin to choose.
Remember, I'm thinking of you.
Watching you dance, miles away
Pretending that I'll be okay.
With whatever decision you make in your mind
Kallie look past my flaws and see,
I'm a top three.
Girls seem to not like it
When I get loud
It's a little obnoxious
I'm a little too proud.
I'm a little bit cocky
A whole lot of sweet
I like to bring some more love
Since there's not enough peace.
I get really mad
When I talk about the President
But I will calm down
If we're speaking in past tense.
I don't manage facial hair
As well as I should
I've never been to Boston
But if you wanted to we could.

[Chorus]

Category:

Music

Tags:

• greenteagirlie
• bacholerette

[intentx]

dont smell like a rose? u got that rite u smell like a rose that has been inside of a like rotton buthole.. that got eaten by a scavenger, and shit out, fucking horendus, a shower wouldnt even clear ur awful wraunchy smell

[jesuped]

Holy fuck dude, what's your problem? Do I know you?

[MrBlueskys67]

Dude, everyone's responses are in...not necessarily posted as a direct video response but they are all made...either she can't decide or shes been playin us the whole time which would be pretty sick and twisted but semi funny

[jesuped]

Yeah, her delay has gotten a bit rediculous. It's kind of old now. I'm wondering if Skint214 went SLC, tracked her down and freaked her out of posting any more videos. Just a thought.

[jankstarrk]

the guys in the back made it funny

[jesuped]

Haha, That's Lumberjack on the left and Toasty on the right side of the screen. It's their first time on YouTube.

[intentx]

yes, ur the fucking beaner who spammed my page and flagged one of my fire vids telling me i suck at guitar, ha, insolent fuck

[RufioJJ]

I know I know, I hate it....I wanna punch her in the ovary! I even cuut my hair for her so I wouldnt look like Cameron Fairchild! I sacrificed.hhaaha-I will make a shout out to you soon in my next or video after next ok. You a coo cat. Keep truckin, I check back with ya soon.

[tallbrunette]

lol the guy on the right dancing looks like napoleon dynamite lol

[MrBlueskys67]

hahahaha yes. Ya know that is probably the most probable explanation at this point.  Her next video will be a ransom video stating all members in the top ten need to pay up to stay in the competition. Its almost tempting to get all the guys in the 10 to drop out. That'd be memorable.