Gods just want to have fun!

The thoughts that occur to me every time I see one of these silly 'The face of Jaysus is in mah toast!' videos on YouTube or stories in the newspaper. Honestly, even if God did exist (which I'm pretty sure he doesn't) he'd have better things to do than appear in clumps of ivy to puny, credulous humans - right? And yes, people believe this bollocks.

Gah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Tf-NkF-Bg

Also, whilst I'm at it, please sub to QuadError, for he is funny:
http://www.youtube.com/QuadError

And Edenscancer, because he turned me into a kick ass zombie killer:
http://www.youtube.com/Edenscancer

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[phenixwryter]

May I please have a red Farrari Testarossa? If that's a prob, I'll be happy to get a red Lamborghini Diablo instead. Or both, if you're feeling generous.

Txs in advance, lovely goddess. : )

[bewarethelizards42]

@phenixwryter

I'll see what I can do! ;D

[st105900]

you look like an angel...

[antimicrosofty]

@antimicrosofty btw, it was canned strawberry and i did not like it

it taste strange, fresh ones are better, but I have to finish this can that I payed for

not like any one of you youtubers would care :-)

[antimicrosofty]

I am eating while watching this video, and spilled some on my pants and floor

you are totally unholy god, no more worshiping for you. :D

[bluecollarcanuck]

Brilliant vid on "More". BTW, ever hear of Spike & MIke's Festival Of Animation?

[nelliediddle]

damn it damn it damn it!!! I have not received ONE of your videos in AGES!!!! I assumed you were off doing your thesis. :( bloody youtube...sigh LOVE LOVE LOVE the new BTL42 art btw Edens cancer brilliant!

[jjason55740]

Hey God you should delegate some of that authorty to some elected officials and have elections for who's gets to be God. With your magical powers you can send people stimulus checks and fix the economy and you'll be guranteed to get the vote!!

The democrats wil be so pissed!!

[stealthbadger]

Beautiful  :D ^.^

[Ilikenuman]

HAHAHAH i know this music!

Its justin beiber slowed town 800 percent ^^

epic song

[wanafly12]

hey i thought i was god! oh wait, maybe im Jesus Christ. at least thats what my parents always called me. they use to say Jesus Christ hurry the fuck up or Jesus Christ cant you do anything right. im soooooo confussed. please help!!!

[skinnyjohnsen]

Oh God! Happy birthday ;-)