Ellen's Fifty Things

Fifty things that I've done or am still doing.

Not in the order of the video:

1. I stole a gummy snake from an amusement park
2. I lied and said my first kiss wasn't my first so I didn't look stupid
3. I pretended I was Scottish
4. I wrote an article about dating before ever going on a date
5. I think Doctor Who is real
6. I was punched in the head when I was in junior high
7. My eighth grade english teacher had a crush on me
8. I had a second degree sunburn when I was six
9. I used to write really embarrassing poetry
10. I threw up under my desk in grade school and didn't tell anybody
11. I was in an anti-tobacco commercial
12. I've cried over characters that I've written
13. Me and my best friend got locked out on the balcony of his apartment
14. I made a tattoo with a sharpee and pretended it was real
15. I'm afraid of the costumed people at amusement parks
16. I've pretended like I was normal
17. I've lied and said I was under twelve to pay children's prices
18. I read 24 novels last year
19. Sometimes I laugh when people are crying
20. I had tonsillitis and almost needed a breathing tube
21. I trust people way more than I should
22. A man asked me to help him find his puppy and I agreed.
23. I lost my last tooth at sixteen.
24. I've cried while driving at least five times
25. I was prank called by someone who asked me if I was going to spank them.
26. I've written to celebrities and gotten replies.
27. I've used someone else's deoderant without them knowing.
28. I cried in the shower after the finale of the second season of the new series of doctor who.
29. I like filling out surveys.
30. I've kept every letter and email that was ever written to me
31. I've stayed up all night at a lan party
32. I've bitten off more than I can chew on several different occasions.
33. I've quoted at least one movie a day for most of my life.
34. When I was little I put soap on the bottom of the tub to slide on and fell on a razor.
35. I watched The Exorcist by myself and laughed
36. I read Wuthering Heights to look smart
37. I went to a sleep doctor and found out that I have Narcolepsy
38. I had surgery on my toe a few months ago and had to be held down
39. I love people in general
40. I was kicked out of the house and slept on a couch at my friend's apartment
41. I stood next to Michael Moore outside a movie theater.
42. I remember the first time I was embarrassed.
43. People scare me.
44. I still sleep with a bear.
45. I've made almost everyone I know cry.
46. Someone tried to steal me off of a ride at an amusement park
47. I've cried because I didn't want to get out of bed.
48. I've pretended like I was asleep so people wouldn't bother me.
49. I've faked about half the sicknesses I've ever had.
50. I've probably peed more times than any other human on the planet.

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[28Danii28]

LOL ! Haha random but funny :P

How old are you ? Cuz no offence or anything but you look about 15 and you say stuff about driving..

[Chalula88]

I'm 18, but I get anywhere from 13-16 as an estimation on my age. No worries. :)

[Chalula88]

Oh yeah? Ha ha. That's great. Funny things come to mind when making these lists. I think I could make fifty more though!

[Gamerforlife419]

is it just me or does any1 else notice she always goes towards her left each time lol

[February1397]

You need a new hair cut girl!! but still entertaining!!!

[rexman92]

@Chalula88 lol funny pretending to sleep so pp wont bother me and cried cuz of having to get out of bed lol im tottaly guolty of that to lol

[SuperDocJack]

Her eyebrows rise EVERY time.

[sp3ncerr]

A man asked me to help him find his puppy and I agreed.

[mnm1694]

you dress like a 6 year old...

[elementdude12022]

D:>