Fort Hood General - TOP STORY! WEEKLY

This sketch is from TOP STORY! WEEKLY Ep. 29 Sunny Days
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RUNNING ORDER:

1. SESAME STREET AT 40 by Dave Ciaccio and Erich Eilenberger
Bert (Matt H.), Ernie (Jim), Count (Matt M.), Cookie Monster (Derek), Big Bird (Christopher), Elmo (Melissa)

2. RICK SANCHEZ ON CNN by Michael James Nelson
Rick Sanchez (Phillip), Larry Holcombe (Sean), Lisa (Shannon), Mrs. Sanchez (Bailee), Lou Dobbs (Jim)

3. VIDEO: LARRY AND CARRIE by Phillip Wilburn and Erich Eilenberger
Larry King (Phillip), Carrie Prejean (Carrie)

4. LITTLE MACS SHOT AT THE CHAMP by Tom Repetto
Mike Tyson (Derek), Little Mac (Christopher), Glass Joe (Jim), Von Kaiser (Sean), Don Flamenco (Matt M.), Great Tiger (Matt H.), Soda Popinski (Phillip)

5. HOME SMELL GOOD by Jason McClain
Joan (Bailee), Beatrice (Melissa), Holly (Shannon), Vince Offer (Matt M.), John (Sean), Cat (Jim)

6. PASS THE BUCK by Ron West
Host (Matt H.), Lt. General Robert L. Cone (Jim), General George W. Casey Jr. (Christopher), Deputy FBI Director John S. Pistole (Sean)

7. COURTING ATTENTION by Michael Hughes
Richard Heene (Phillip), Mayumi Heene (Melissa), Falcon Heene (Bailee), Bradford Heene (Matt M.), Ryo Heene (Christopher), Judge Schapanksi (Derek), Rhino (Sean)

8. CAT SCRATCH FEVER by Erich Eilenberger
Mr. Argussy (Sean), Nibbles (Shannon), Judge Walken (Jim), Sam the Bailiff (Matt H.)

9. FORT HOOD GENERAL by Julia Gaudette
Doctor Steele (Derek), Nurse Chambers (Melissa), Nadil Malik Hasan (Christopher), Dirk Redgrave (Matt M.), Announcer (Phillip)

10. LOOKING FOR FREEDOM by Julia Gaudette
Nihilist 1 (Sean), Nihilist 2 (Bailee), Nihilist 3 (Jim), David Hasselhoff (Phillip)

11. SPECIAL GUEST: Cornell Reid
Intro (Matt H.)

12. TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Alexander, Blitz, Boodman, Brown, Burkhart, Carlow, Ciaccio, Hole, Hughes, King, Kublin, Lopez, Manser, Mealie, McClain, Nelson, Paulas, Payne, Ranta, Reber and Ricker
Melissa/Matt H./Bailee/Derek and Phillip et al.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ft.
• hood
• shooting
• major
• hassan
• parody
• satire
• sketch
• comedy