LIL Physics RAP

Christina aka lil' physics raps in her Marlborough school talent show

lyrics: lil lil lil lil lil lil WHO lil lil lil lil lil lil PHYSICS (x2)
Naw Shorty you ain't cool, you don't goto this school (x2)
Other schools think they hot, but I know they not (x2)
They ain't cute, they ain't smart, they ain't fly, ain't got heart (x2)

Ya'll sitting there scratching your heads
You asked for Kanye, Ya got Lil Physics instead
Man, I don't even think he that good
Why hasn't he battled me?
I don't think he could
What? Cuz he can sell like one cd
man, if he was here he'd buy one from me
Well I think that my true idol is Young Jeezy
but I don't know, cuz nothing rhymes with Jeezy
well, except for something like "please me"
Awkward... Ima leave it
turn around and go achieve it
that perfect 5.0 GPA
I'm only doin what my momma say
Well Kanye he dropped outa college
so I was like woah I gotta drop outa something
I know! I'll drop out of my 5 Aps
I mean, I'm only taking 4..
Is that hard-core enough Please?

At least you don't goto Marymount
I think the girls there still don't know how to count
I was talking to this girl I told her I was anemic
I'm pretty sure she thought that I meant bulemic
Cuz she's like "no! You should do what we do!
Anorexia.. That's why we're skinnier than you!"

There's one way to know if you goto Marlborough
if you find you're replacing real meals with Fro-yo
Maybe then you'll get on Kanye's work out plan
go out and find yourself another better man
and not the same Loyola guy your best friend dated
you'll go around later and find out, you're actually hated
I'm sure this is a story that none of you know
but I think it started cuz.. Your standards are too low!

Chorus

They ain't do no arts
they ain't play no sports
all of em retarded, or covered in warts
I could sit here and rap about it all day long
Ms. Wagner even came and asked for another song
cuz we know we the best
no one needs to step
Lil physics just out, building our rep
so if you goto Marlborough School put your hands in the air
say it loud, say it proud like you just don't care
so when I say A, you say P
A-P, A-P
when I say home, you say work
home-work! Home-work!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• lil'
• physx
• lil
• physics
• rap
• Marlborough
• Christina

[BionicGroin]

You'd have to be brilliant to do physics rap. Modern physics is full of controversy and it would be awesome if physicists actually rapped about it instead of writing whiney letters to the editors of science journals. All research aside, politics and ego plays a big role in the careers of scientists and some hip hop culture would seriously do them good.

[swattumms]

LMAO. ROFFLMAO. Damn, I would love my school if we ever did something like that. XD

[underthesea1982]

@marymountgirls : I'm pretty sure the plumber called and asked if you could stop clogging the toilet with your barf

[heytayytayy]

SOOOO GOOOOD!

[vegetae1]

This rap is hardly even about physics at all. She can flow well but her mike is a bit too quiet as well. I like this song but am wholly dissapointed with the extreme lack of any physics discussed in it.

[SPOOKY155X3]

serio

[drumandbassweedon]

i live in wiltshire is is marlborough in wiltshire

[fleecewonder]

Even better when I saw it performed live; still pretty fantastic though.

[ma2183]

best part: Well I think that my true idol is Young Jeezy

but I don't know, cuz nothing rhymes with Jeezy

well, except for something like "please me"

Awkward... Ima leave it

[csboi16x]

can i fuck her hardcore?

[csboi16x]

LOL