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What Happens In Vegas - Funny Song

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Uploaded by on Jan 13, 2009

I haven't uploaded a video in a while, so this is a song that I wrote this morning before class...what can I say...I was bored, haha. Let me know what you think!

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***Lyrics***
Casinos, flashing lights
Out late just looking for a good time
No matter how much we plan things don't always turn out right.
I know that in this world, there's no rules when boy meets girl.
Have fun and live your life, it's something we all deserve.

With all the money you're spendin'
There's sure to be consequences...

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there.
You sleep with someone and you get crabs in your pubic hair.
What happens in Vegas is more than a memory.
It could itch in your "special" place and burn when you pee.
That nasty hotdog, that rotten taco;
Enjoy them here, but they can follow you home.

It breaks. She's late. Is a little one on the way?
You can't afford a baby with part time minimum wage.
In this generation, it's more than a vacation.
But your wife at home might need a better explanation...

than you "rode her like a pony"
and now you're stuck paying alimony

What happens in Vegas is always on your mind
It gives a new meaning to "No Child Left Behind"
What happens in Vegas if there's no one to rescue you?
You find another reason to never sleep with a prostitute.

You take a jet plane, or leave in your car.
Some things could follow you, where ever you are.

P.S. I promise my eyes are open...I'm just looking down at the camera, haha




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Uploader Comments (samwrestle)

  • Where are you??

    You look like your in a prison cell

    LMFAO

  • haha...well...yeah, a college dorm room...so TECHNICALLY, it is like a prison cell.

  • Nice tune, wish I could play guitar. Your write the lyrics? Quite interesting. Your backdrop reminds me od Williams Hall USN. (oh, I'm writing that musical...lol)

  • thanks for the comment, and yeah I wrote the song. If these walls of Jacobs hall AU could talk...they'd have some stories, haha.

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  • its like you know, trust me i live in vegas. lol

  • fuhhhgiiin nice

    

  • squinting face

  • I love your face at 1:28, i wish i could do that face; great son, u should get paid for this ;)

  • Hahahaha...

    "In this generation, it's more than a vacation, but your wife at home might need a better explanation"

    Lyrical genius

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA niiice

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