How to Defend Your Coffee Habit

If you are anything like me, you cannot get your day started without a fresh cup of coffee. And I get sick of reading about how I need to kick this habit. Everyone is always telling me that I'm addicted and I need to stop. Well, guess what, I'm not addicted and I can stop anytime I want to. I just don't want to.

So I asked our staff to do some research and find out some ways I can defend my coffee habit. And as usual, our staff did as little work as possible and found some great reasons at lifehack.org. So rise up coffee lovers everywhere and join me in defending your precious freedom to drink coffee in peace.

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[notoriousDES]

Less logic, more swearing! And more titties!

[coffeeguyzs]

I really apreciate your commentary about coffee.

[mattgoodnuts]

I keep waiting for her to take off her clothes and start having sex because that's what I'm used to seeing after bad acting.

[espopgo2]

please do porn and stop wasting everyone's time. Your vocal tone is terrible and you have a bad delivery but otherwise your good to go in porn that is.

[Animehem]

i cannot start my day without a nice 5 mile run at least

[whiteninjaz88]

@msz1 yah? well i like to spark up a fat bowl of a little combo i like to call "The heart attack" it combines crack cocaine and crystal meth. seriously wakes you up with a jolt every morning. dude some Over the counter drugs are just as bad for you as illegal street drugs if used in excess.

[msz1]

I can't get my day started without some dexedrine, oxycontin and temazapam. Caffeine is for pussies.

[svinjche87]

is that disease called you are a stupid bitch

[cesarin12003]

awesome am going to have this on mind when my boyfriend says anything about my coffee habits

[KCMrazTube]

OMG! That whas so gooood