Magic TV Top 8 of the Week: Best Flavor Texts from Magic Cards

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Tristan Shaun Gregson sits down with Paulo Vitor Damo da Rosa and Luis Scott-Vargas in this week's Top 8 episode from the "Magic TV" series.

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Gaming

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• Humphrey
• Darksteel Humphrey
• Tristan Shaun Gregson
• Pro Tour
• Magic
• Magic the Gathering
• PV
• Pablo Doritos
• Luis Scott Vargas
• LSV
• MTG
• MODO
• MTGO
• Channel Fireball
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[kojiroh30]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT PABLO DORITOS SHIRT .

[TheSamureye]

Firebolt

"Reach out and torch someone"

[Lightman0359]

Lava Axe: "Catch!" Big furry Monster: "It was big, really, really big. No! Bigger, keep going, we're talking krakens and leviathans for earrings."

[Vaultzero]

Goblin Piledriver for the win. The top 5 sucked my grandma's dick.

[1naruto59]

i still think the new day of judgement has the best flavor text. it has none

[NYRambler]

M10 Lightning Bolt is the best.

[tedbratton]

Armadons are trained to step on things. Enemy things.

[Ivaron2]

Yeah! Last Word is my favorite :)

[reejis99]

"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight EVERYTHING with fire."

[KALLEMARC1]

Might of Oaks "Guess where I'm gonna plant this!"

[gimlisam]

A couple of my favorites: "What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man." from Tenth edition-onwards Prodigal Pyromancer.

"Ach, Hans, run! It's the Lhurgoyf!" - Saffi Eriksdotter (do I even need to name the card?)

Also, just about anything attributed to Jaya Ballard.