So, I Pulled a Knife in Church
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@truvelocity ... well, atleast they know what hells like now...
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Heh ★★★★★
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I'd start to pluck out my nose hair. XD You do have tweezers in that thing right?
(And fyi I have a thing about not liking hair in my nose so it doesn't hurt anymore when I do it. >.> )
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Well done making it through unscathed. If I venture into a church, Carl Orff starts playing in my head and I lose any sense of morality I may or may not have inherited from my forebears.
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"WineIsYourFriend" calls a corkscrew a "squiggly thing"? BLASPHEMY!
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@demondim5 Church of Christ does not have wine. They use grape juice and saltine crackers.
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It can make you fall asleep to sit through those sermons but the old people are incredible singers.
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@kelliko70 LMAO!
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WTH? no has bothered to ID the knife? lol.
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V00D00SIXXX 2 months ago 2
@V00D00SIXXX Haha, hey Voodoo. As I'm sure you know, it's an Evo grip 14. My favorite one right now.
WineisyourFriend 2 months ago
This is like something I would do. When I was a kid, they had to separate me and my brother after we had a fist fight in the pews. Eventually, they asked our mom to only bring one of us at a time. They told mom we were "devil children."
kelliko70 2 months ago
@kelliko70 Wow..that's fantastic!
WineisyourFriend 2 months ago
LOL. Best laugh all day by far. By the way, it's always seemed kind of funny to me how COC excludes instruments in church (for not being biblically prescribed?) but has no problem with 19th/20th-century hymns, mass-printed hymnals, electric lighting, and amplified mics, among other things. And I've noticed what seems to be a characteristic dark suit/50s haircut look, and even a characteristic accent/speaking style, at least among the few coc guys I've run across.
LazySundayClub 2 months ago
@LazySundayClub Yeah, I think they're fairly centralized to Oklahoma and surrounding states. I mean, they're all over, but more densely gathered around that region. (I could be wrong about that) I'm guessing that accounts for the accent similarity. But there are certainly idiosyncratic phrases, and probably mannerisms too. I know for a fact that when C of C people travel, they will seek out that specific denomination to attend while on the road, so it's the same people mingling nation wide.
WineisyourFriend 2 months ago