Church of Christ Invitation Hymn (Oh Hell) -- Rode NT1A / Zoom H4N Recording

Wrote and recorded a hymn with Church of Christ influence using a Zoom H4n and a Rode NT1A condenser mic. Mixed in Adobe Premiere.

Lyrics:

Sinner come and be baptized today
Let our Saviour wash your slutty sins away
For if you don't get wet
Our Lord never will forget
And He'll hold the grudge until the Judgement Day

Oh Hell (Oh Hell) Oh Hell (Oh Hell)
You will burn in the fiery pits of Hell
As the flames rise higher
You'll be roasted in the fire
With the murderers and liars down in Hell

Sinner have you not heard the precious Word
Perhaps you've heard the Word and flipped your Lord the bird
Proclaiming Him to be a sham
And yourself the great I am
He will squash you like a bag of flaming turds (puppy turds)

Oh Hell (Oh Hell) Oh Hell (Oh Hell)
You will burn in the fiery pits of Hell
A lesson sadly learned too late
For you chose this ghastly fate
Hope you enjoy the anal raping down in Hell

Sinner come for the water's getting cold
There's no chlorine the baptistry is green with mold
Don't let the mollusks and crustaceans inside keep you from salvation
It's just like the Jordan River so we're told

Oh Hell (Oh Hell) Oh Hell (Oh Hell)
You will burn in the fiery pits of Hell
Complete immersion is the key
To that sweet eternity
Don't let your feet fly up, or you'll wind up in Hell

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