Infinite Frog Men

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[CaptainEvvie]

there weren't any peaches in my house and peaches are my favourite vegetable, so i approached the fish market but they didn't have any feijoas surrounding their door which put off my feng shui so i left. then a short italian man ran past so i followed him to a castle with a giant spiky turtle man. i watched from the chandelier as they battled with weird snowball-like superpowers and then i saw a peach. a princess nonetheless but it was still a peach so i ate it. i was executed for cannibalism.

[aleh94FlowerChild]

Is that a periodic table on your wall?! It's exciting to know I'm not the only one! xD

[AlexLovesCandyfloss]

You have a really nice story telling voice:3

[jezzzzkuuhhh]

I was sitting on a park bench when Jack Nicholson walked up, eyebrows nearly touching the sky. "Hey," he said. "Got any bread?"

"No, man, " I replied, a bit starstruck, I'll admit. "why do you want bread?"

"I got this crazy feeling," he began, "that today would be a good day to eat some bread. I coulda sworn there was a bakery here."

"Yeah, it's closed. No humans eat bread anymore, not since the Pillsbury Doughboy got turned," I replied.

And that's how the zombies took over industrial America.

[asyouwish141]

One day I typed a YouTube comment, but instead of posting it to the bottom of the video, the octopuses in charge of YouTube sent it to Mars, where a man with a sombrero of jelly read it and sent me a pre-recorded message about an error, but I misunderstood, because I stood over the tree as he fell from it. He was most upset with me because of his sprained ankle, but I knew his spotted socks had helium and he was perfectly capable of flight so I left him on the pillows and returned to Guatemala.

[nooblessnoodles]

I was resting on my bed when I heard the noise. It was a scratchy, rough sound, but it was soft, barely audible to the human ear. But I heard it very well. It screamed at me as I lay there. Finally it stopped, but a small infant started prodding me with a plastic stick. I nudged it away, only to be whisked away to another home. I was resting on my bed when I heard the noise. It was a scratchy, rough sound, but it was soft, barely audible to the human ear. But I heard it very well.......

[OopsUpsidethefaceXD]

Since I was a little boy I always sat on the same bench but when it got torn down my dad bought me a dog. I never loved my dog, he always looked at me like he was planing to eat my soul with a nice cup of tea. A year after that everyone on Earth disappeared and I was left sitting on a bench in the middle of the universe petting Harbargle, my new time travelling turtle.

[yupmonk3yzrul3]

@CaptainEvvie woah

[cameron7tam]

WOW you're fit.

[silverilyte]

The randomness continues ! :-p

[ydnicydni]

my goodness you are attractive!

[jsspoppy464]

Ah je t'aime...