Exploring The Universe with Elijah Wood

Directed by Greg Gilpatrick. Produced by Parts and Labor and Tractor Beam.

Sulfuric Springs Amalgamated School District
So that Every Child Can Taste From The Tree of Knowledge

PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release: New Exciting Season of Exploring The Universe with Elijah Wood

Sulfuric Springs: Sulfuric Springs Amalgamated School District is proud to present the new season of its Beaker Award-winning science education show Exploring the Universe with Elijah Wood. "I am honored to bring another season of scientific enquiry to the four-county region" says host Elijah Wood, who serves as chair of the Physical Science and Physical Education department of Drain Creek Middle School.  

The show will broadcast Tuesday Evenings at 11:45 P.M. on the EduTainment™ Channel (channel 109b). Also, we are especially pleased to announce that we can offer you a glimpse of the future by broadcasting a preview of the first episode on the World's Wide Web! Just copy the following address into your Web Browser soft-ware program:

This first episode features an exhilarating interview with Dr. Robert Schneider where he demonstrates his new machine that allows Travels In Space and Time. Don't miss it!

2010 is shaping up as a strong year for Drain Creek Middle School. In January, they accomplished their "Dust Off The Soot" Charity Gift Drive. With their  help, many local animals have now found their coats cleaned and are free to roam  farmlands free and happy.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• elijah wood
• apples in stereo
• simian records
• robert schneider
• exploring the universe
• travellers in space and time
• energy
• e6
• elephant 6
• yep roc records
• new magnetic wonder
• pepsi
• #1 hits explosion
• dance floor
• greg gilpatrick
• Elijah
• Wood
• Cranberries
• music
• Ridiculous
• Thoughts

[SyntheticColours]

E.L.F.N.T. 6.......ELEPHANT 6!!!!!!!!



[silverblaize]

ahh it makes sense now. so in the music video, this elijah wood travels to our universe and watches the guys perform, but then he goes back to his own universe. a universe in which he was never an actor xD

[mr1spamification]

@geesmith Desperate for the attention they were so terribly deprived from in real life, the lonely lifeless raging homosexuals flee to the internet in hopes of proving themselves to themselves by mindlessly smashing their keyboards in a nerdgasm rage. This pitiful attempt to implement their 'superior' status in the world is only, of course, met with complete and total obliteration as they never had any idea what they were up against. R.I.D. geesmith, mental scars from massive ownage will heal.

[makjep]

one does not simply explore the universe

[24h0peMC]

Robert Schnieder my butt. lol! hahahaha!



[IFMstudio]

Frodo Potter =)

[maryberry09]

Elijah Wood! <3

[ELOSHAZZY]

foster the people stole your sound pumped up kicks I thought you sang that song.......they are also big ELO fans

[geesmith]

Make sense? Okay, fuck off idiot. You already lost.

[mr1spamification]

Please make sense then reply with a 'come back'