Exploring The Universe with Elijah Wood

Directed by Greg Gilpatrick. Produced by Parts and Labor and Tractor Beam.

Sulfuric Springs Amalgamated School District
So that Every Child Can Taste From The Tree of Knowledge

PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release: New Exciting Season of Exploring The Universe with Elijah Wood

Sulfuric Springs: Sulfuric Springs Amalgamated School District is proud to present the new season of its Beaker Award-winning science education show Exploring the Universe with Elijah Wood. "I am honored to bring another season of scientific enquiry to the four-county region" says host Elijah Wood, who serves as chair of the Physical Science and Physical Education department of Drain Creek Middle School.  

The show will broadcast Tuesday Evenings at 11:45 P.M. on the EduTainment™ Channel (channel 109b). Also, we are especially pleased to announce that we can offer you a glimpse of the future by broadcasting a preview of the first episode on the World's Wide Web! Just copy the following address into your Web Browser soft-ware program:

This first episode features an exhilarating interview with Dr. Robert Schneider where he demonstrates his new machine that allows Travels In Space and Time. Don't miss it!

2010 is shaping up as a strong year for Drain Creek Middle School. In January, they accomplished their "Dust Off The Soot" Charity Gift Drive. With their  help, many local animals have now found their coats cleaned and are free to roam  farmlands free and happy.

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[24h0peMC]

Robert Schnieder my butt. lol! hahahaha!



[IFMstudio]

Frodo Potter =)

[maryberry09]

Elijah Wood! <3

[ELOSHAZZY]

foster the people stole your sound pumped up kicks I thought you sang that song.......they are also big ELO fans

[geesmith]

Make sense? Okay, fuck off idiot. You already lost.

[mr1spamification]

@geesmith Please make sense then reply with a 'come back'

[geesmith]

@mr1spamification Check. Wasted on you, but then that matters little. Wanker.

[mr1spamification]

@geesmith another deflection from the Brit Bitch, typical.

[geesmith]

@mr1spamification Well that was fairly cryptic. So you can't afford the shrink then?

Blood transfusions to keep cancer gremlins at bay? OK . How about turning up at college more often?

[mr1spamification]

@geesmith My mothers ass revenue decreased a few years ago, so I started using your daughters, I must say it is working out QUITE well. I appreciate your concern with the matter. No worries, her husband will never know ;). Unfortunately it wasn't a genuine ass, all those damn blood transfusions to keep the cancer gremlins away sort of mutated her ass into a misshapen disaster...hey, it represents your entire family line. How creative! Anyway, I'm sending her back to framingham tonight, thanks.