Transylmania Will Not Be Good (Thank God I Was Wrong And This Movie BOMBED!)

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I wanted to do a rant about crappy spoof movies like Scary Movie, epic Movie and now is the perfect time with another shit-storm stinker coming out of Hollywood's ass.
Transylmania is yet another generic spoof film designed to be cheap to make and rushed to produce to make it still attractive for the Twilight, New Moon vampire crowd. It has a cast of C-list talent at best and yet it will make millions. Why? Well, it's because so many people out there put down their hard earned money on crap and find it enjoyable. This is one of the many reason why shit like Shane Dawson and The Station get ate up by thousands and passed off as great comedic entertainment.

I really don't understand this world some times.

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[Flamer3X]

what is the degree behind you?

[TheArchfiend]

It's fake.

[watson24]

You are an idiot, you cannot make a judgement on something without seeing it. Transylmania is hilarious, and original, it was made before Twilight was even produced. It stands on its own, is far from a spoof. I loved this movie, and highly recommend it if you have any sense of humor.

[TheArchfiend]

And it made $220,000 in its first week and is already labeled as one of the biggest box office bombs of ALL TIME.

Got anything else you want to say to own yourself?

[watson24]

yeah actually i do, only a complete ass would review something WITHOUT seeing it. Check out and tell me I'm wrong, this movie is unique and hilarious.

[TheArchfiend]

And so far not even retarded people were even seen laughing at his horrible film.

Well, just one.

[BloodSuckinVampire69]

Why does it look like yu have big boobs.?

[MagnitudePerson]

@FlameViewer No, Scary Movie is shit, are you retared? and Epic Movie isnt a parody its a RPOS (Rushed Piece Of Shit)

[WanDeRingLunaticc]

You are so right Archfiend!!!!

Utter garbage movies that do not offer any genuine new content like tho ones that you mentioned make multiple times the money then their budget.

While movies that ACTUALLY TRY TO OFFER SOMETHING NEW fail monetarily, examples:

Outlander

reported budget of US$47 million

it had earned $166,003 in the U.S. and $6,192,098 worldwide

Pandorum

Box office $20,645,327

Budget US$33 million

WTF!!!!!!!!! Depressing!!!! :-/

[RunAndCoke]

scary movie was alright to see once, and only once and without sequils

[woody72691]

it's horrible

[Mistertbones]

I miss those mockbuster low budget films from Italy. They were bad, but laughably bad!

[sonicfeet]

Do you live in 2004? I cannot believe you resorted to using shitty cliche insults like that.

This must be the real deal, though. So I'll tell you about a great thing from the future-- we have Windows 7, and it's not fucked up and patience-destroyingly slow like your current Windows XP.

[XTheOverseer]

I liked the Scary Movie series, but one movie that i knew would be shit was that Vampires Suck movie, and low and behold everyone who said something about it hated it

[sheepRfluffy1]

i saw that movie in the video store... it looked like shit

[FlameViewer]

@MagnitudePerson I said "I" thought it was ok. If you disagree, that's fine. But don't act like an asshole just because I have a different opinion than you. And yes, Epic Movie was a parody, even if it was shit.

[MagnitudePerson]

"Epic FAIL Movie" IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER, Ironically that its called "Epic Movie" just lame extremely rushed worse-than-11 yr olds could get up whith, MTV parody crap, and alot more shit(like Narnia)