03 - Bang Lime

#3!
Done!
Finally!
Music and video by Breakmaster Cylinder.
Based on a good idea by the very lovely Lia S.

Today's sampled videos:

"I Met The Walrus": a renegade 14 year old's John Lennon interview from '69, set to the excellent art of James Braithwaite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmR0V6s3NKk

I know not where this anime face-punching originates from. If you know, please tell me. I got it (and several other clips: guy with mouths for eyes, etc) from the 7th/8th/9th dimension of weirdness series here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxW-_DkOZ38

Several car crash dummy videos, like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DWFQ73cevU

How to properly sharpen a knife: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBteyRmS8pc

More than a couple Yamato japanese drumming demonstrations: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dark883eH3s

The very dear (to me) Fish Slapping Dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwLirQS2-o

Tom Waits being a Raindog, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgC4NQZbYto

Smokey Robinson's moderately terrifying Sesame Street appearance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyUxVCR0p9g

Sesame Street typewriter guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdCsaugmXGM

Ali G's crotch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dofx8PTjVo

Pissing off fish at the zoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTppNbgq_hk

Several animations from an excellent Deerhoof video ("Wrong Time Capsule"): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZop8QFv1xU

Buckle Up For Safety, 1950's promo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B98PExsoXs

Singin in the rain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmCpOKtN8ME

This guy in a Tigger suit drums for your pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmPTTjVTbEo

This guy picks fresh limes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UcCAYLxSVQ

This baby's parents defy child services and continue to feed him said limes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKAoEAve1aE

The berserk Frilled Lizard chases a camera man for an inordinately long period of time..: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAo09yYOpCU

Bad acting in old horror films: The Crawling Hand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZSe4tDphE
The Horror Chamber of Dr. Faustus / The Manster double feature: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvgnQiV5GIo&feature=PlayList&p=2576667...

Italian Spiderman confronts all types of Terrore by clutching a mountain and screaming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

Ants eat a gecko! In timelapse! Alright!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Mt2E1M6dU

Terry Jones, as Sviatoslav Richter, plays Tchaikovsky's first piano concert and escapes from a burlap sack, three padlocks, and a pair of handcuffs (don't forget Rita. I had a total crush on Carol Cleveland growing up): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDUTTRGOJdE

This guy destroys his TV for Jesus.. er, apparently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0nMRD0jdeM

The undisputed King of Iron Chefs, Sakai sensei makes this octopus his pretty little girlfriend by turning it into carpaccio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHcolZiWjMw

The most phallic mushrooms ever, growing in time lapse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vxWhrZt8S8

Various Max Headroom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq8jOBe5E5A

Your ratings and comments and subscriptions are completely valuable to me.

This video took about three months, I think I'll go easier for #4.

Category:

Education

Tags:

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• christ
• don't
• know
• muppet
• scat

[HuckeysWorld]

wannabe squarepausher

[hailloki]

@HuckeysWorld

Most definitely.

As long as it's anything up through "Do You Know Squarepusher?".

After that it's just awful.

[manifolb]

Subliminal dick joke at 1:50ish with Max laughing at me, or I could be imagining things.

[hailloki]

max just enjoys a good dick joke, i guess.

[jack19790]

He's not gay. This guy is all American. Hence the sprinting lizard.

[jack19790]

One point that is important to illustrate is that the number of views for a video is in now way a direct reflection of the skill and depth of a particular video. From a very reasonable and scientific perspective, this is high quality. Trust me. I am heavaly grounded in reality and this takes me far from it. Its beautiful. It is.

[ForeverTrombone]

That guy at 1:15 needs to be made into a gif right fucking now.

[10lettername]

@hailloki

get'uuuuuum

[SuckerBros]

I'm going to listen to this every morning from now on.

[SuckerBros]

man this is just so great

[abcbamz17]

soo gooood

[1StopMusic]

0:14 Ooooooh, tasty arm! :]

[FakeApology]

00:56 made me think "I'm being dragged away by yoU."

[SUPEREMERALD123]

This=more win than 16X combined.