Lost Girl Top 40 of season 1

A tribute to the writers and cast of Lost Girl, especially the amazing Ms. Solo.

S01E01
01. I'm a collector of rare wallets.
02. You can control people by touch, and not in a creepy 'hand-job' way.

S01E02
03. Bo: Kinda tough, growing up thinking you might have a shot at being prom queen and find out that your part of some ageless, secret race that feeds on humans.
Kenzi: I hate when that happens.
04. Bow chica bow wow!

S01E03
05. (Gun in mouth, pulls trigger)
06. Good news is, I'm still alive. Bad news is, bitches be crazy.
07. Holy shitballs! That was awesome!
08. Oh, by the way, I totally saw his wolf junk! High five!

S01E04
09. Bo: You are the Kenziest Kenzi ever!
10.(mocks crying)

S01E05
11. And she wets herself over your geek skills!
12. (dances) Oooooh! Whiskey!
13. Oh, it's on... bitch.
14. Trick: Did my troll get out???
15. Kenzi: Dude, you're junk could cure cancer, but you look kinda green. Dyson: I'm a quarter leprechaun.

S01E06
16. Lauren: You could tag along. Kenzi: What is it, "Take a Fae to Work" day?
17. Everybody just calm down, okay? It's just a little eye blood. Who hasn't had a little eye blood before? I think I just sneezed too hard.
18. Did I just wake up in Narnia?
19. I'm freaking freezing, dude, can you like 'wolf out' and lie on my feet?
20. Bo: I just love a man in uniform. Guard: Honey, that makes two if us. Bo: Oh, shit.
21. I'm feeling better already. I think this is just one of those 24 hour plagues, you know?
22. Mmmm, meaty goodness. Come to mama!

S01E07
23. For walking viagra, you're such a nerd.
24. Poor, Bo, so many choices, just one vag.
25. (***my absolute fav***) Did you hear that? Sounds like whispering kids or giggling elves. Did you bring home elves last night? I'm not judging, I just want to know...
26. My head is pounding harder than a sailor on shore leave.
27. Are we pissed at Dyson again? Is he trying to buy us off with pizza?

S01E08
28. Smells like fried bitch!
29. And I will be saving the world from robot hookers. You're welcome.

S01E10
30. Kenzi: Hit me with some hooch, T-Bag! ...You know... Please sir, may I have some beverage? Trick: (rolls eyes) Here. Help yourself. I'm busy. Kenzi: Ohmygod! It's like Christmas!
31. Bo: Looking for love in all the wrong places. Kenzi: Is that your way of saying 'anal'?
32. My favourite literary quote about regret? Wow, fun. I think it was the great poet Ludacris, who said, "Regret is fo' suckas, fo' suckas, fo' suckas. Regret is fo' suckas, bitch."
33. Is this some kinda sex thing? If you're looking for a virgin sacrifice, I don't think I can help you with that.

S01E11
34. What makes me think your "inner sanctum' is your Mom's basement?

S01E13
35. I can't believe Dyson played us. God, my bullshit detector totally failed!
36. Bo: How do succubi fight one another? Kenzi: Slow motion pillow fights? Crotch lasers?
37. So, what are we gonna do when we face Mommy-Dearest, huh? Other than pee our pants a lot, also I think I might cry.
38. Kenzi: Oohh, shiny! If she scares Trick and got the jump on Dyson, I'm thinking she's like a grade 10 succubus. Bo: What grade am I. Kenzi: Um, you know, kindy-garten with pig tails and a muppet lunch box.
39. You just got succu-busted!
40. What the Houdini! No body, no blood trail. What the hell did she do, fly off on her broom?

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Lost
• Girl
• Kenzi
• Bo
• Anna
• Silk
• Ksenia
• Solo

[MrFourteen14]

Kenzi rocks. ;)

[arawath]

I was also a fan of "how about we make a deal: we don't kill where we shop?" :)

[TheFinora]

What's the song in season 2 episode 1 when Bo, Kenzi, Dyson and Hale are in club?

[ToothSIayer]

3:20

[DanteCorwyn]

I'm also a fan of the Trick/Kenzi deal. "I want 10% of the bar. No. The coin for a month. No. A unicorn??!"

[hamoguy123]

hahahaha I love when she says, "Regret is fo suckas fo suckas fo suckas, Regret is fo suckas...bitch." hahahahaha had me straight dyin!

[ShadowCrowX]

why Lost Girl trumps every other fantasy show out there: it has a sense of humour and deep characters

[IntenseDarknessable]

@945767 That seriously made me laugh there. xD

[wvboarder2005]

I cant believe you justt called bo plain

[wvboarder2005]

So Y the F*** do they keep saying its an all new show? neway looooooe kenzie she should be president. instead o romney lol

[mistycat1]

Ksenia Solo is the star and it's always exciting when she is on the screen. Kris Holden-Ried is real leading man like we haven't seen since the movies were king. Anna Silk is perfect as the scubas. She's a great foil for Ksenia and Kris and she's plain enough to prevent the show from being porn.