The Ballad of Heather

I was a boy and I grew up to be a man
I got married to another man it was gay marriage
I dont think it was legal in ny
So I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger and he said sure why not
So I got married in California
When I got married it didnt feel right
So I went home and I started a fight with my husband
I filed for divorce and got married to a woman
Her name was alex
Alex was the love of my life yea
The girl I was crushing on across the street
Her name was alex
She didnt smell like feet
My name was jimmy
The guy down the road he said on the bus I wanna marry her
His name was david
And he really loved Alex
So my woman came home and she said
I dont think this is going to work out
So she got a divorce
My woman left me
Soon enough
Alex came home
David was cheating on her
Alex came back to me
She wanted to come and see
So I let her in
We got remarried
Everything worked out swell
And thats the story of David and Alex
Everything wasnt as it planned

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• ballad
• love song
• gay marriage