1. Another Virginia Tech Shooting - 2 Confirmed Dead - Man Hunt Continues

  2. Crystal Cox Screwed by Oregon Judge

  3. JWOWW's FACE BURNED IN TERRIBLE PHOTOSHOP FIRE!!

  4. RUSSIAN PARLIAMENT HOTTEST PARLIAMENT IN ALL OF WORLD

  5. DAISY LOWE in GQ Magazine is mmm! Pale Power

  6. COPS FROM THE FUTURE!! and also its mah birffdayy :)

  7. LADY GAGA "DRESSES UP" FOR VANITY FAIR!!

  8. ALISON BRIE LOVES OBESE CHILDREN MORE THAN PEDOBEAR!

  9. OLD MAN FIGHT OVER $2 WAFFLE IRON!!

  10. THE NEXT BIG THING AND I'LL SEE YOU SOON!

  11. S.O.P.A. THREATENS INTERNET CENSORSHIP!!

  12. JUSTIN BIEBER NOT YA BABY DADDY!!

  13. NO MORE NBA SEASON & WHY I DON'T CARE

  14. NEW HUNGER GAMES TRAILER MAKES ME MORE EXCITED THAN KIM KARDASHIAN'S BOOTY??

  15. RICK PERRY FAIL! oops

  16. WHITE GIRLS DON'T METH AROUND!

  17. MUHAMMAD'S GAY MAGAZINE COVER LIKELY TO GO OVER SUPER WELL WITH MUSLIMS

  18. LINDSAY LOHAN HATES JAIL!!

  19. VIOLENCE BREAKS OUT AT OCCUPY OAKLAND!

  20. JUSTIN BIEBER IS A DAD?? baby baby oooooMG YES!

  21. KIM KARDASHIAN MONEY GRUBBIEST MONEY GRUBBER!!

  22. LINDSAY LOHAN IN PLAYBOY FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!

  23. S.978 + Melanie Iglesias Slootpacalypse 2011

  24. GADDAFI IS DEAD

  25. BABY PUT IN OVEN BY FATHER!!

  26. I HAVE A BIG EGO AND IM STEALIN ALL YO MONEYZ!!! (Read Description)

  27. BLONDE GIRLS ARE LIKE PIZZA

  28. NICKY WHELAN IS NOT JAILBAIT!!

  29. DIRTY DIRTY RIHANNA & THE OTHER 53%

  30. LUCY PINDER CAUSES MORE LONDON RIOTS!?

  31. Steve Jobs is Dead and What it Means To Me

  32. ORAL CONFIRMED TO CAUSE CANCER!?

  33. Amanda Knox KILLER or INNOCENT??

  34. HOOTERS VS TWIN PEAKS! EVERYONE WINS

  35. HOLLY MADISON'S IMPLANTS INSURED FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!

  36. RIHANNA'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO TOO HOT FOR OLD MEN!!

  37. JERSEY SHORE CANCELED BY CHRIS CHRISTIE??!

  38. MELANIE IGLESIAS CREATES STICKINESS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT?!

  39. NEW FACEBOOK 117% EASIER TO STALK EX-GIRLFRIEND!

  40. POPPY MONTGOMERY'S BOOTY IS UNFORGETTABLE!!

  41. MAXIM HOTTIES REDUCE AMERICANS PRODUCTIVITY AT WORK

  42. GINGERS SCIENTIFICALLY NOT LOVED except for Christina Hendricks

  43. KIM KARDASHIAN AS PRINCESS LEIA IN FAILED PILOT!

  44. SCARLETT JOHANSSON PHOTOS LEAKED!! INTERNET POLICE CALLED!!

  45. LEILA LOPES CROWNED NEW MISS UNIVERSE!

  46. The MEGAN FOX WATCH RETURNS!!

  47. RACHEL UCHITEL WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER??

  48. RUSSIAN BARBIE DOLL WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL!!

  49. 2,300 POUND ULTRA CROC KILLS LOCALS

  50. U MAD BRO?! COP SCREWED OUT OF JOB!!....on a Honda

  51. EUROPE BECOMES 27% LESS COOL FOR 30 DAYS!!

  52. WOMAN PUNCHES BEAR IN THE FACE TO SAVE DOG!!

  53. KIM KARDASHIAN SUPERSTAR NO LONGER ONLINE!?

  54. DEMI LOVATO IS A FAT COW? OR REAL WOMAN?

  55. THE VMAs & OTHER THINGS THAT BLEW HARDER THAN HURRICANE IRENE

  56. RIHANNA S3X TAPE?!! Real or Fake?

  57. MOTHER TORTURES SON WITH HOT SAUCE!

  58. Stuff Phil Likes 8-24-11

  59. MARRIAGE MAKES YOU FAT!! Science Confirms

  60. LINDSAY LOHAN RUINS KIM KARDASHIAN WEDDING... ALLEGEDLY

  61. PAULY D SMACKS A & F IN THE FACE

  62. Underage Girls Can Now Legally Take Sl00ty Pictures!!

  63. REAL HOUSEWIVES SUICIDE

  64. Michele Bachmann Most Photogenic Presidential Candidate?

  65. MYTHICAL RIOTERS RIDE UNICORNS!

  66. Top 6 Stories of Wednesday, August 10th

  67. LONDON RIOTS RAGE ACROSS UK!

  68. LONDON RIOTS & TEAM 6 RESCUE

  69. HUGH HEFNER DEAD or PLANKING. Either Way I'm Sad.

  70. CASEY ANTHONY FOUND!!

  71. KATE UPTON IS COMPLEX & DIABLO III

  72. TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!!

  73. EMMA WATSON IS AN ELECTRIC DAISY RIOT!

  74. Car Washes Make My Large Hadron Collide-her!

  75. MELANIE IGLESIAS RAISES DEBT CEILING BY SELLING CHINESE CHILDREN

  76. AMY WINEHOUSE DIES AT 27

  77. Wendi Deng Blocks Pies with Crazy Asian Magic Powers

  78. KATE UPTON IN GQ & Murdoch Gets Pied!

  79. HOPE SOLO SAVES THE WORLD FROM UGLY!

  80. ALISON BRIE IS TOP 3 & Other Guy Schtuff

  81. DARK KNIGHT RISING LEAKED?!

  82. MILA KUNIS on GQ Magazine!

  83. MEGAN FOX WATCH IS BACK?! ... and with no facial expression

  84. The Jersey Shore is DEAD!!

  85. Kim Kardashian NOT GUILTY of Intelligence

  86. HAPPY BIKINI DAY!

  87. Cute Puppy & Soldier Appreciation Day

  88. S3X SL4VES LOVE ASHTON KUTCHER

  89. MEGAN FOX vs ROSIE HUNTINGTON!

  90. RIP LINDSAY LOHAN

  91. WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG & Amy Pond Gets NEKKID!

  92. Arizona Gets Hacked & Why I Love Redheads

  93. CHIPS MAKE YOU FAT???

  94. Katy Perry in Rolling Stone & things that go BOOM!!

  95. ORAL FIXATION AND YOU!

  96. RYAN DUNN DEAD AT 34

  97. Rebecca Black Suspended?! (The BLACKOCALYPSE is Over)

  98. Vancouver Goes Bats#!t Crazy & Criminals Dressed as Fans Riot!!

  99. Sean Bean Got Stabbed for THIS!!