Ridiculous 911 Call "Help I'm Locked in my Car!"

A 911 call made March 31, 2009 from a Kissimmee, FL woman who said she was locked INSIDE her car!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• stupid
• 911
• kissimmee
• florida
• locked
• car
• wtf

[sosaidheather]

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

[NoblestBear]

What's scary is that she's probably breeding more of her kind.... And may not even be aware. "Hello 9-11? " "yes?" "there's a man in my bed and he's trying to poke me with some kind of blunt object." "Do you know who the man is?" "Well, it dark in here, but it LOOKS like my husband." "OK remain calm and ask him his name." "He said he's Robert Oakes." "Is that your husband?" "Oh... Yes it is." "And what is he poking you with?" "Um... it looks like his penis." "is it?" "Yes. it is, nevermind."

[abunchofidiots11]

@hedgehog2509 tell me about it

[grizzly19741]

that's got to be a blonde

[hedgehog2509]

Only in America!!!

[AbneyParkFan]

she has to be on something

[Tex353Productions]

wow...talk about not brainologically advanced!!

[fsayestaran]

her brain went out for a coffee break, but never came back

[200puppy7]

miss do you own a bait car

[ElementalHeroDiamond]

two words: dumb ass

[Chloey23]

I KNOW! I WISH STUPID PEOPLE would not reproduce. They tend to multiply like rabbits too, that's the worst part of it. I think there should be a genius egg bank, where eggs come from genius women, and a genius sperm bank also, and if a stupid person really wants to have a child , they should have one from the genius egg and sperm banks. Because the child will overcome the idiotic parents upbringing AND be able to take care of them and keep them from running wild in the streets <3 No, but really.

[Chloey23]

@thegreatchelso I concur!