Higgs Boson Unbound - feat. Prof. Scott Ridley [RAP NEWS 14]

Our Promethean quest for ultimate meaning has taken a giant leap towards its epic conclusion. In the latest prequel to humanity's journey to inner-space, scientists at the CERN laboratory announce that they have unlocked one of the key strands in the origin of Life, The Universe and Everything: 42 years on from its coining, the Higgs Boson particle has possibly been detected at the Large Hadron Collider. What does it all mean? How does it feel to meet our Masster? What is our destiny? Could this be the font of all wisdom? Does it anti-matter that Scientists make use of 'Comic Sans' - the font of all evil? Is anyone conCERNed about the MASS amount of Higgslarious Pun-upmanship Colliding in the twittersphere? Join Robert Foster as he takes a journalistic journey into this particular world, and manages to corner a colourful character, CERN-FI Professor Scott Ridley, who is several bottles into getting his Booze-on at the massive "Hadron Collider Higgs Boson PARTYcle" celebration.

Written & created by Giordano & Hugo; performed by Hugo.

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CAPTIONS created by Koolfy. Merci!

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* Obrigado ao Euclides for Portuguese (Brasileiro) translation
* Thanks to Tamara for Serbian translation
* Thanks to Jonas Maebe for Dutch translation
* Thanks to Ismael and the Three Arts for Spanish translation
* Thanks to Benjamin Bruhn for German translation
* Thanks to Julie Chatagnon for French translation
* Thanks to Petr Hudecek for Czech translation
* Thanks to Matija for Slovenian translation.
* Thanks to Marjan Rizov for the Macedonian translation

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  Comedy

[gnevzmaja]

Something is deeply wrong with the humanity when this creative genius sits in dark with 120k views while dogs tease, farting cats and sneezing pandas have billions of views.....Its frightening but is seems that we enjoy very much the matrix that is served to us. Someone turn on the lights, don't you wish to see whats in the dark?

And finally if you feel like making a difference, donate Bitcoin to the man, you go to heaven for doing that btw

[Andrew Schreck]

How does this not have views in the millions? Some asshole falls down on camera, people die sharing it with others. This has knowledge and topics to think/discuss about with others, and people ignore it? Cunts!

[THX- Cyrus]

Because Theory is called Theory for a Reason.

[imsimply]

Does that mean that i'll be able to buy a tank? xD

[GusCraft460]

What came before the Big Bang? Well, I have a theory that since the Big Bang was a singularity, similar to a black hole, the Big Bang exploded from the previous universe's remains, all compressed over time into a single point that contained all if the mass and energy in the universe. I like to call this the Phoenix theory of universal incarnation.

[EQForecaster]

outstanding work here

[Yue2305]

I get sick and tired of reading this misconception, so I should must clarify:

We didn't all come from monkeys, monkeys and we came from the same predecessor.

[Wukong TheMonkeyKing]

They got skills....maaaad skills!

[Jcolinsol]

Right, Newton acknowledged that his concept of "forces" was really a non-answer to the question, though I don't think he considered them mystical explanations.

[Yura Vladimirovich]

Funny that you seem to find this accusation silly in the case of Newton, who was a known occultist and alchemist. His discoveries in physics where in some ways coincidental to his far more ambitious quests.

[Yura Vladimirovich]

He is referring to the ancient belief that the earth is flat and rests on 4 elephants who stand on a giant turtle. There is a problem with this idea: what is the turtle standing on? Turtles all the way down, "solves" the issue with an infinite stack of turtles.

Ripley is mocking both himself and Foster. There is always a "why" behind every answer, so no final answer can ever be found. Scientific theories are no exception; it's always "TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN".

/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down

[Utter Oblivion]

i´m South American. what's the mean in "IT'S TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN"??????