Pina Colada (2008) by SOSSY YMK & DOODAH PING

Tis the festive season; so another track from "A WhiteX Xmas" by Sossy & Doodah for your delectation. Merry Xmas every bloody one of the useless lot of you! Sossy's ever-charming lyrics are musically enhanced and then mixed/produced/drowned out as far as possible without getting chibbed by Doodah, the Grandfather of Pish; compared many a time to Timbaland whose intervention has improved the output of many an average artist, though Doodah is more likely to punch you if you compare him to "that moanin' git." Annotations can be removed by clicking on the screen.
Tis the season to beat Jolie, but if you can't lay your hands on her, you could try to kick some Ash (Lesley), hammer an Aniston, show a red rag to a Bullock, clobber a (Julia) Roberts, or lie on a (Meg) Ryan. The story of this song recalls the Stallone films, Rocky I-XXVI, though this song might better be called "Cocky" as the hero is not the man, but a very important part of the man's body!
Rumours that Sossy YMK has been seeing an A-list celebrity have neither been admitted nor denied by his publicist, Cliff Dickord. "Sossy YMK's lovelife is his own private matter. I'm sure they just want to be left alone."
This has caused a media frenzy with speculation over who might be dating the now undisputed King of Pish (after he battered Lil Chris at the swingpark). Rumours that Britney Spears plans to cover "Burstin'" on her next album have not been confirmed, though a source claims that the fact that she is taking lessons in Central Scotland phonetics and vocabulary from Big Pate Fae Slamannan have been shrugged off as just the kind of thing a "culture vulture" like Britney would do.
Similarly, stories that Madonna has been mentioned when he is talking in his sleep have been laughed off by dream analyst Parton Foulshank: "Everybody knows that Sossy dreams of kebabs in his sleep, and the nightmare that he is dropping it just after he has bought it and the kebab shop has closed its doors for the night provokes the involuntary cry of 'My Doner' which sounds like a reference to the singer. My analysis of the dream is that Sossy fears that he will lose all that he loves because of his recklessness, and I would also advise him that he may permanantly harm himself if he continues to place his private member into a still-hot kebab. Look at Michael Hutchence."
So who can it be? Patsy Kensit and Priscilla Presley have also been mentioned but laughed off by reliabe sources close to a phonebox we often ring to support frivolous rumours we are trying to prop up. So watch this space...


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[lillyburn59]

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