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Uploaded on Jul 22, 2008

Longview by Green Day
From the CD Dookie.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dook...
I thank you guys for 300,000 + views.
(To be honest I didn't type this I just copied these from someone's website)
Lyrics:
Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm f*cking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to MY OWN CELL
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

I GOT NO MOTIVATION
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
SMOKING MY INSPIRATION

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling
Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one SHE'S got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f*cking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn BORED
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."
But it's just a myth

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  • 171apples171

    This song... is about beating off...

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  • Danny Ford

    It's about procrasturbating

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  • Adam Whitby

    So fun to play bass to!

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  • AesopRocket1

    smoking my inspiration.......whoooooa

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  • CakeyTheLegend

    and weed though, kind of a multitude of different things a teenage boy would be doing

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    in reply to 171apples171 (Show the comment)
  • soniicbobomb15

    dude this morning this song was exactly going like my life, except the masturbation part

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  • ArukonsShadow

    Your picture makes the comment funnier than it should be.

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  • ArukonsShadow

    Thanks for pointing out what ive been thinking every time people argue about Green Day.

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  • mindfuk1999

    yeah i was exaggerating these 3 albums are pop rock and nothing else

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  • KakashiDominates

    the chorus is about beating the meat

    The rest of the song is about being a lazy unmotivated bum

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  • Jack Davies

    Dat bass.

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