Final Fantasy XIII... WHY!?! - The Rageaholic

Well, our lucky 13th episode is here. So, to commemorate the occasion, RazorFist is acquiescing to the many requests we've had to properly review Square Enix's latest adventure in JRPG banality. Be sure to watch it until the very end to properly comprehend my hatred.

Warning: Contains more straight lines than a chainlink fence, Aussie jailbait, and PS3s playing with themselves.

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[xRazorFistx]

@TheFwaggot

Evidently, my promotion didn't help much. Final Fantasy XII sold 6 million copies on PS2 alone. FFXIII sold about 2 million less than that across all platforms.

[xRazorFistx]

@Kari426

I have a challenge for you.

Without using a catch-all generality like 'horrible' or 'stupid' or 'doody-head'... explain even ONE THING about the review that was factually inaccurate.

I understand it's like asking Ashley Simpson to sing acapella, but give it the old college try.

[frdrcksncn]

FF changes every now and then. Get used to it. Don't fucking like it? Fucking sell it so someone else can get it cheaper. lol

[Maitschka]

well, the combat really is the best part of the game since you actually get to do something. Even if its just healing your party members.

[ISIGunslinger]

there are more rpg games in where you use only one character, but if you die you dont get a game over you just change your character and that is, the thing i hate the most about this game is the battle system, that shit is just... yeah.

i heard they wanted to make a game that will be "similar" to the fighting scenes in FF7the movie, but if they wanted to do that... wouldnt a action RPG be enough? i mean some fights in KH are really cool

FF13-2 same battle system...what the fuck are they thinking

[MPSecare]

what the hell? what is up with that combat? I don't even....Is it like last remnant o.O

[Majorasword64]

@xRazorFistx Actually that was G4, but they are both still terrible reviewing sites.

[Majorasword64]

@xRazorFistx You know whats a terrible review site? Xplay.They are one of the most biased reviewing sites I have seen.I think they wee the ones that said SS won because of raging fanboys.

[sec0ndevolution]

@SuzuriHeinze FFXII was the last great FF. For some reason it splits the fanbase right down the middle.

[yibuu2]

haha this guy is like a non british Yahtzee

[brownkv081]

Its not that I mean to be rude, but when I look at this guy I think of Zerk from Sasquatch Gang.

[SuzuriHeinze]

@xRazorFistx It might not be much, but FFXII was a hell of a lot better than XIII or it's lame sequel. I thought it was better than FFX, anyway.