Hysterical History of the Trojan War (We Are Trojans)

From http://www.freedrama.net I have a play called the Hysterical History of the Trojan War. There are three songs in the script that are parodies of other songs. This is how the song in the middle of the script sounds (around page 24 - sung to tune of Queen's We Will Rock You). HOMER AND THE HOMERETTES Hector youre a man make good prince leading in the war gonna be a big king some day... You got war in your place... Its a disgrace Youll kick their can all over this space... (Yelling:) we are... we are... Trojans! (stomp, stomp, clap... stomp, stomp, clap) We are... we are... Trojans! Hector youre a great man tough man fighting in for land gonna fight the Greeks today... You got blood on this place, In your face, Fightin those Spartans until theyre disgraced. We are... we are... Trojans! (stomp, stomp, clap... stomp, stomp, clap) We are... we are... Trojans! (stomp, stomp, clap... stomp, stomp, clap) CASSANDRA (mood shifts to sadness) Wont be an old man, weak man, begging for your land, Gonna fight til your all done... Can you win, this war anymore, Must save face, no disgrace, HOMERS (mood shifts to anger) Spartans better get out of this place! We are we are Trojans! We are we are Trojans! (stomp, stomp, clap... stomp, stomp, clap)

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[musalet]

yea i was playing the parts of cassandra and ajax

[pocolocojr]

How did the production turn out?

[Emoluv4evr]

The theatre class at my high school is doing this play... I'm playing the part of Achilles. =]

[pocolocojr]

Awesome! Let me know how the play goes. Please keep me updated.

[MissShinystar]

yes! i got the part cassandra ...one of my friends is also cassandra shes in set 1 -im in set 2 ...cant wait

[pocolocojr]

Awesome! Way to go! Let me know how the play goes. Keep me posted.

[SupaDupa1353]

Im ajax because my drama teacher is sooooo funny Im the shortest weakest and smartest kid in class but of corse im the strong stupid ajax hahahaha it will be good

[MrDoomBringer100]

Im a mere guard.

[Pergooses21]

im playing the part of cassandra too but she is one of the main characters, but based on number of lines it would be apollo then cassandra

[DramaQueen111597]

I did this play last summer!!!! I was Apollo! I luved it!

[JadeAndIvy]

@pocolocojr hey thanks for writing this awesome play! my drama class is preforming it to all of the middle and elementary schools in the district. we are holding auditions, and im trying out for either the guard or athena. I'll post the video as a response vid when we do it!

[damn10000]

@dbocaz it all went great man I loved the play everyone cracked up and it was total rumble when the audience cheered sparta! or troy!

[dbocaz]

@damn10000 Awesome! Let me know how it goes (dbocaz the author of the play)

[damn10000]

my high school is doing this play in about a week, i'm playing Zeus