Why I Sleep With a Sword

Some dorkasnarkus left a snarky comment about me needing a Yahoo! personal account after watching the first two seconds of one of my videos. I'm hoping this explains why I choose to sleep with weapons. (Blood courtesy of MAC and Heinz, why can't I find fake blood around Halloween?!)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• kungfukitten
• diaryland
• katana
• ninja
• kungfu
• homelandsecurity

[GhostDragon10]

You are my favorite person ever!! I thought I was the only person in existence who slept with a sword! Yay for those of us who sleep with our swords! <3 you!!!

[toxigenic]

Ha ha ha! Thank you. Us urban ninjas need to stick together. ;)

[callmejo]

son of a....

[toxigenic]

Ha ha ha. I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist that last comment. ;)

[callmejo]

oh my gosh, you kill me!

[toxigenic]

OMG, that was you?

[croal]

You should better sleep with some male nurse who has knowledge of that japanese book of yours

[DarkChaoto]

Nice sword, I think the one you have is more of a ninjato which is similar to a katana but straight. A katana is actually curved. Very entertaining video by the way. :)

[KingOfDemigod]

Lmao, why do you even slept with a sword? You're afraid someone would sneak into your room and touch ur smooth skin? Well, think again buddy xD.

[japanesekandy]

Ignore the haters! You're very creative!^u^ There will always be people who are gonna put you down. Just ignore them... by the way... do you really sleep with a sword? If so that's awesome!P.S. I'm sending you a friend invite. Please except it.^u^

[chiefpotleaf]

I have that same sword, and 7 others.

[makunouchi95]

Hey, I have one too, but its sadly a samurai sword. I really don't see why you sleep with a gun though, its safer and goes farther.

[ultimatedirtclod]

Hey, was that a ninja katana? Cool! The one I sleep with (actually mine is directly under my bed for easy access) is a Samurai katana. It's blunted tho but seriously, it would still hurt to get bashed on the head with it ^^. I also have a boken and I'm currently ordering another katana to replace my old one ^^ This is the only way I feel secure too. Anyway, UR COOL FOR SLEEPIN WITH A KATANA!!!!

[pwner560]

Actually I'm an urban samurai, do I still count?

[KaijinboSwordSmith]

ok so my qusetion is what tpye of steel was used to make it?

[faglyncher]

My asshole parents took my bedroom door off its hinges today as if removing privacy will make me spend less time in my room f***ing bastards. anyway now i totally cant sleep cuzz i feel like im being watched so ill be sleeping with my sword and rifle till i get it back and uh.....i STILL don't feel secure. Ive always slept with my door locked with a deadbolt.