Thoroughbreds of Sin: Villainous Deeds

Get the mp3: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18405841/Villainous%20Deeds.mp3

We're a puzzle solving troupe applying to the World Henchmen Organization.
These are our villainous deeds.


LYRICS:
Yo, we're the thoroughbreds of sin
Before you meet us, notify your next of kin
Because were dangerous. And we solve puzzles too.
Like anagrams, ambiagrams and Sudoku.

You might think that we are all horses
Fool, that was a lie for which we are remorseless
We just took the noble image of a valiant steed
And ruined it by doin all these villainous deeds

We used a priceless vase for a destruction puzzle
Made folks drive in circles so their gas they would guzzle.
And we once made an anagram completely unclued
On that note, let me introduce the crew


CHORUS:
We ride across the nation, the Thoroughbreds of Sin
We hope that you enjoy our musical application
While you evaluate it let us recount all our sins
To prove that we are worth of being world-class henchmen


First up is the thoroughbred of pride
He wears dark shades even when he's inside
Writes crosswords in pen cuz he makes no mistakes
An equine so fine that you'll do a double-take.

The thoroughbred of Lust knows encodings by heart
Like semaphores and hexidecimal for a start
But he likes to solve his puzzles with a personal touch
So he prefers braille; he likes it very much

FYI this cavalry is a cavalcade of villany
We got a diverse set of skills, are ya feelin' me?
While Sloth solves puzzles by reading reddit
Greed just waits around and takes all the credit

CHORUS

Did you just get punched? Then you just met Wrath.
The last frustrating puzzle ended up in a blood bath.
Cuz Wrath is posessed by an unbridled fury
That makes a vignere cipher look like ROT-13

Gluttony is a special kind of puzzle geek.
He does his best work when he hits the Ballmer Peak.
And when he's in the zone, he's an unstoppable force
Easily anagramming ORCHESTRA to CART HORSE

A clever few ask us why we're a group of six
When there's seven deadly sins that got thrown in the mix
You see, Envy used to ride with us
But we killed her.

CHORUS

A CAPELLA OUTRO

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• ToS
• Thoroughbreds of Sin
• music
• video
• World
• Henchmen
• Organization
• World Henchmen Organization

[downchrisdown]

Yes! Mp3 link added to the description, since for some reason I can't post the link in the comments.

[rhysara1]

This song is strangely catchy, will the mp3 be available?

[gumshoeunlimited]

A++++ would watch again, a credit to youtube