Eminem: Criminal. South Park Style. MUSIC VIDEO

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT THE OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO FOR THE SONG "CRIMINAL" IT IS A NON PROFIT FAN MADE VIDEO MADE ONLY FOR FUN.

Sorry it took me so long.
It's been a real on again off again project. I have not een working with this video for two years.
But now it's done. Enjoy.

Lyrics:
Cause I'm a
CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn right
I'm a CRIMINAL
Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)
That's my motherfucking balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?
How many records you expecting to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March
with a brand new CD for these fucking retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
and keep going, I don't take shit from no one

My mother did drugs - hard-liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out - disfigured ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...
My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em
-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's in
Replacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a CRIMINAL

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*]
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask

[Chorus 2X]

Creator/animator/idea: Frode Bøe
Creative consulent/funder: Mathias Breistein

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[xione7]

southpark and eminem are both awesome:)

[IMMORTALxSHEEP]

they should show this on southpark xD

[dude205ify]

who wants pie wait im a criminal

[zach1999man7]

thank god h made it as a rapper

[RWZTV]

Southpark really should do an episode or at least just a piece with eminem in it. He's a genius and with so many songs (mostly cause of the voices and lyrics) he just makes you think of southpark! I SAY SOUTHPARK, give EM a call!! haha

[dmacduff1]

oh my god you killed Kenny, you bastard

[Tape2Tape95]

@codynator2000 You're a dumb fuck...

[Beastoverload1]

@codynator2000 okay then sorry lmfao i like eminem alot (as an artist) but okay we will drop it but figure out stuff b4 you call ppl out okay

[codynator2000]

@Beastoverload1 well some dip shit told me it was a freestyle lmfao

[Beastoverload1]

@codynator2000 Your telling me this SONG from Marshal Matter Lp is a freestyle its probaly at one point a freestyle but its a song i looked it up and it is

[assassin8or]

This is... this is just .. the definition of WIN