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Shark Night 3D Literal Trailer
LYRICS:
Rogue Sierra College.
Two friends having a moment.
Hot chick does the Carlton.
She needs a hands-free hands up.
It's Friday, Friday, gotta get killed on Friday.
Hot chick wants to go, too late, puppy jumped inside.
Sorry, hot chick, you gotta find your own ride.
The ultimate summer vac
Get on a boat. Not gonna get laid.
Make a toast to our lives.
Where'd my friends go?
Miles from shore the boat arrives.
I guess he could get laid if he survives.
Guy dives. It's paradise.
The camerman's on the wrong side.
Blonde chick says hi. That guy says no, wave.
Laying out, it's time to go wakeboarding.
It'll be fine, there's no way that he'll die.
It's a horror movie. Something tells me he'll be fine.
Cause it's a horror movie.
There's no way that that guy's gonna die first.
I take it back. (GET DOWN)
That guy died first.
She can't believe that that guy died first.
His best friend dives, and he brings a stick to the fight.
Then he realizes that he isn't bright.
Jet ski side shadow swim up.
From the director
Give him CPR, running right.
Get on a boat, here it comes again,
You gonna die!
Hot chick. Shark! Guy! Swim!
Drop the gate!
Hot... hot...
MURDER MURDER MURDER
Shark Night 3D
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Typical horror movie layout:
Black guy always dies first
Male pervert either lives or dies last
Stupid blonde chick/bitch gets naked at least once
The asshole guy dies somewhere in the middle of the movie
The innocent girl never stops crying or screaming her lungs out
No one thinks rationally
kirikakirikakirika 1 week ago 34
why dont they just stay out of the water?
Zigathus 3 days ago 25