TIGHT

THIS IS A SONG ABOUT MY STINGY DONKEY

HE DON'T EAT THE FAST FOOD UNLESS HE GOT THE VOUCHER
HE POOS AT WORK TO SAVE MONEY ON THE TOILET PAPER
HE DON'T BUY THE CIGARETTES BECAUSE HE IS A SCABBER
HE SEES THE MOVIE ON A TUESDAY BECAUSE IT'S CHEAPER

MY ASS IS TIGHT

HE RIDES A BIKE BECAUSE THE PRICE OF PETROL'S GETTIN HIGHER
HE BUYS HIS SUNNIES AT THE STATION COS THEY'RE TEN DOLLAR
HE DRINKS THE TOOHEYS COS IT'S CHEAPER THAN IMPORTED STELLA
HE DRINKS FROM SIX O'CLOCK TILL SEVEN COS IT'S HAPPY HOUR

MY ASS IS TIGHT

HE DISAPPEARS LIKE A MAGICIAN WHEN IT'S HIS ROUND FOR BEER
HE CANNOT PAY YOU FOR THE MEAL BECAUSE HIS WALLET'S NOT HERE
HIS BOXER SHORTS ARE TORN BECAUSE HE'S WORN THEM FOR YEARS
IF I ONLY HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME I HEAR

MY ASS IS TIGHT

(BEAT BOX SOLO)

(ONE-FINGER SOLO)

DON'T GO TO STORES TO BUY THE CD COS HE GOT A BURNER
HE GETS THE MUSIC FROM HIS FRIENDS BECAUSE HE IS A PIRATE
HE GOES TO BALI FOR A HOLIDAY BECAUSE THEY USE RUPIAH
HE PUTS THE COAL UP IN HIS BUTT, OUT COMES A DIAMOND

MY ASS IS TIGHT

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• GLEN LLOYD
• JAMES KEEL
• RED FACES AUDITION

[HARMLESSPictures]

Real TIGHT buddy...tight. 

[ChunkTV]

Your tights are tight buddy! Because he is a Pie Rite? Great stuff Glenbo and friend.

[ChunkTV]

Your tights are tight buddy! Because he is a Pie Rite? Great stuff Glenbo and friend.