Opie & Anthony: The Goon Hand - Part 2 of 2
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Goon Hand: (guu nah haan dah) adverb 1. The process in which a firm grip on the underarm of a female is used to avert an embarrassing social situation 2. The action or process of female behavioral correction originated by the Mediterranean peoples from Rome to Carthage.
Sentence: She called my friend a cocksucker at his birthday so I gave the Goon Hand. see: Pimp Slap and Mushed.
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@jadedmastermind Jack Nicholson's character in As Good As It Gets said that same line. Did Updike originally say it? Neat.
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Famous author John Updike was once asked how he writes women so well. His response: "I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability." Best description of women I've ever heard. It's even worse now that they can hit us but god forbid we hit them.
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@atkm2891 Louis... Looooouis.... Louis!
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best goon hand ever: Robert De Niro in Jackie Brown...
1 year ago 3
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Wow Kelly is an asshole
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"I'm not calming down, you calm down."
Classic stuff. I love it. It would be funnier except that I've been there.
1 year ago 2
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Took all of his money after 45 years of busting his ass? That's when you start wondering to yourself "would prison really be that bad"?
1 year ago 2
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The goon hand is a nice behavioral tool given to mankind by the Italians and the blacks. I believe the spanish may have had a form of the goon hand (el mano goono) that was passed on to the Mexicans as well.
Tulkastaldo 2 years ago 33
Fuck that shit, bitch woulda woken up in a woodchipper if she took my money
TheDrunkenCelt 2 years ago 21