UMass Avant Garde Student Film

Avant Garde film final for Comp-Lit 381: Avant Garde Film with Don Levine.

For those who don't know, "avant garde" is French for pretentious and meaningless art, which kinda sums up this thing.

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Entertainment

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• umass
• amherst
• student
• film
• avant
• garde
• levine

[SleepyLeeReaper]

whatd you get for a grade on this? i have to make a film this semester for his class

[wespac]

@SleepyLeeReaper An "A".

[mueet21]

i dont see any real avant-garde quality to this video. It is in essence a conventional narrative that is edited interestingly, but concludes clearly at the end, and you even understand everything. This is rediculously stupid and i would like to know what grade you got on it.

[wespac]

You don't see Avant-garde qualities to this video because avant-garde is bullshit, and we did not happen to film said bullshit, although we did try.

We got an "A". We apologize if our movie was not pretentious enough for you. We will now go drink cafe lattes, read Dali and listen to atonal jazz until we get it right. Thanks.

[Jihunn]

I like the music. Sounds like Medeski, is it? YeS It I?SSSSSS

[wespac]

yep, its MMW.

[NinetiesYouth]

He's the "Debaser" in the Pixies' best song.

[kenzaburo]

Don Levine. Worst teacher ever.

[hawkmeetspenguin]

I'm a pretentious in M&M's cellphone. Medeskikimedeskikdeski freaks pornofetish alligator 's' in medeskidekideski-town. Ari gato style minds a film-a gator gator grotto is bad to the bone. Thanks Bye. You never a human talked. Can it make sense? Hi I liked the interface. thanks truly your

[SoggySue]

Alright.I'm done. Its clear that this is your first interaction with another human being in a number of years. So I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of thinking that anyone in this universe gives a shit about whether you live or not. On a final note: I was only calling you an artard. Please don't try to compare yourself to other artists or anything with justification to breath oxygen for a matter of fact. And there's no need for a two page response. Save it for your suicide note. Please.

[SoggySue]

Alright.I'm done. Its clear that this is your first interaction with another human being in a number of years. So I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of thinking that anyone in this universe gives a shit about whether you live or not. On a final note: I was only calling you an artard. Please don't try to compare yourself to other artists or anything with justification to breath oxygen for a matter of fact. And there's no need for a two page response. Save it for your suicide note. Please.

[mueet21]

maybe it can be you smiling into the camera with the sound off, satisfied with who you are due to your free will. ooo, quasi existential enough for the masses to feel as if they are learning anything. i look forward to arguing. all the avant-garde artists, or as your with your fine vocabulary put it, "artards," did so. Look at Dali and Bunuel, they made once movie, then tried a second one, and then split.

[mueet21]

maybe it can be you smiling into the camera with the sound off, satisfied with who you are due to your free will. ooo, quasi existential enough for the masses to feel as if they are learning anything. i look forward to arguing. all the avant-garde artists, or as your with your fine vocabulary put it, "artards," did so. Look at Dali and Bunuel, they made once movie, then tried a second one, and then split.

[mueet21]

by the way, i never stated anywhere that I make movies. and. by the way. i take everything with a grain of salt. as i did with your comments. quite amusing really. if you ever make a movie where you cut your dick off, make sure there is a three act structure, perhaps with the background, conflict, and closure of your dick cutting, don't forget motifs, and if you show it in hollywood, make sure it has a happy ending with a moral.