Pittsburgh Dad: Family Dinner

Written BY the fans! Phrases we've ALL heard around the dinner table. Thanks for all the great submissions and comments!

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  Comedy

[heyhayes2]

Anybody catch the bottle of Cherokee Red?? haha! That stuff will burn your face off.

[juliarose1224]

If it's not Heinz... it's not even worth purchasing.

[Geno2733]

I even suggested to him on FB to maybe lose the laugh-track..

[dustin kubiak]

how dare she not buy Heinz



[Patrick Brown]

Hey, Zach, quit watching those interweb stories and get to work. Those Facebooks aren't going to post themselves. And no, you aint getting off early.

[Sean Schachner]

would be better without the fake laughs

[zvucic86]

On a list of episodes I didn't want to end, this is at the top

[blazemanfoshizzle]

I know it was for the video but how could you bring a bottle of that red betrayal into your house?!?!

[sportsygirl8]

"Since when do we take health advice from a wizard." Classic... "Better put that iPod away before it will become myPod."

[Chris C]

Sayings from Dad:

"Wush your face and hands and brush your teeth, we goin ought to eat for supper"

"By da time I get up to that room you have better of run dat sweeper"

"Look at this room, looks like a pig-sty, looks like a pack of wild dogs ran through here, you better red this room up"

"Dad, I'm thirsty, O yeah? Swallow your spit"

"Hey don't be leavin that buggy out in the middle of the parking lot, that's just lazy, lord knows next time it's hitting the pontiac"

-Hope these spur some ideas

[GuitarZero95]

Cherokee Red is the BEST!

[baxterproduce10]

this is every single sunday dinner with my family