Apple Cup Jest : A UW Fan Grills Paul Wulff on the Crude Score of the USC Game

Just some good-natured, if dated jokes before the big game. Leave it to us to take the tragedy of 2008 Seattle Sports and spin it into a bit that really has no place outside of a Bill and Ted movie.

Nevertheless, in spite of our innocent intentions, this video will probably attract some serious vitriol. And we wouldn't have it any other way. That's what rivalries are all about, right? Calling your perceived detractors some incomprehensible abbreviation on YouTube?

So, watch, enjoy, and let's see which of those Zeros is still around after Saturday.

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[SeattleUntimely]

After a year of being derided as two minutes of empty posturing nonsense, this video finally has its chance to seem prescient and witty. Take that, 2008 Cougars!

[sigh] It appears it's already overreached its temporary position of football superiority.

[markmaz91]

haha, i'm a coug, but this is some good shit lol

[SeattleUntimely]

Hey, thanks for speaking up markmaz91. We figured that if there was one thing that could transcend this bitter rivalry, it would be a two minute 69 joke.

Speaking of bitter rivalry, gonna be a great game Saturday night. That is assuming those crooked Pullman cops let the Huskies get to the arena. Because you know they'd rather see them in the pen, then them and Lorenzo rolling in the Benzo.

All forced rap references aside, thanks for comment.

keep it real,

SU

[CherryMentos]

WOW APPLE CUP BITCH HAHA

[SeattleUntimely]

Thank you for the input CherryMentos. This comment is completely ambiguous, and your profile gives us no further insight into its meaning.

We can only assume this is a recommendation for what the title of this video should have been. We obviously couldn't agree with you more. It's just that our caps lock button is broken from overuse.

[SailorSun89]

Yeah,i could go off and say some really rude and unlady like things, but i won't. All i am going to say, is that your team sucked as well this year, and to ask you a question: Who won the Apple Cup and and now has bragging rights for the year??????? WE DID!! GO COUGS!!!!!!!!!

[SeattleUntimely]

Thank you for exercising restraint SailorSun69, we had braced ourselves for Pullman's worst.

Yes, yes. UW also sucked and lost to the team that lost 69-0, which equates to losing 68-0 (an unreciprocated sucking). This was all covered in the seahawks1221 thread. It might be time to put together an FAQ.

A month until the Brockman-Baynes Battle of the Brutes, and you can bet we are going to say some very unlady like things about that.

[14gocougs]

As I recall you guys went 0-12 this year... but I have to admit, this is funny...

[pharrison666]

hahaha this is pretty funny, the anagram thing is hilarious haha. I was at that USC game, for all 4 quarters, and trust me, we all got the scoreboard joke.

...but on the other hand I suppose the cougs got the last laugh on this one. At least we both still have basketball, although after the loss to portland it looks like the pups are going on another CBI run, unless of course the stingy defense and explosive offensive of valaparaiso stands in the way again. haha GO COUGS!

[TheCoop1988]

Ducks!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[A1Duckfan]

Seriously, after going 0-12 and losing the Apple Cup, Washington fans don't have much to brag about.

[longlive289s]

im a coug and this is funny as shit. we sucked balls

[15Sebastiannn]

@aqw06 lol stupid Cougar. Look who won this years HAHA. Owned dumb shit

[kboanddbo]

0-12

[aqw06]

and you stupid faggot ass husky purpee bitches still lost that game and went 0 and 12. at least the cougs can win a single game. faggot ass sleddogs, mush mush

[thehuntman47]

haha i love the apple cup. weve got the shittiest teams around, but what the hell we go crazy anyway!!

[lightyoshi]

Dude, Leave the guy alone, Im a Trojan and we did kick their ass, but Washington got their ass kicked that year too, and WSU at least won a game that year...and he kept his job which UW didnt, their coach got fired for another USC coach (:

But yeah Paul Wolff has already lost so much like games, his wife, his mom and dad, just leave him alone dont kick him when hes down