close up with hippo!
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hippos kill more people in africa every year than any other animal, thats a fact
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Damn, looks like my ex-wife!
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It's a well known fact that hippos are the friendliest animals known to man. If you see a hippo, the smartest thing to do is get as close to it as you can as quickly as you can (they get bored easily, so moving up to them slowly may cause them to get bored and walk away) and pet it as hard as you can. They have a thick skin so you REALLY need to pet it hard for them to enjoy it, they also like being slapped. They also LOVE kisses!
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ur pissin him off
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flo jungeeeee ;D
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annoying, stupid humans ...
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You gotta be really carefull with hippos. They can be real assholes.
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hippo: "GTFO OF MY FUCKING HOUSE, BITCH"
bitch: wow omg im sooo scared
hippo: "LAST WARNING, GTFO OR I DESTROY THAT RIDICULE TRUCK AND ALL THE PASSENGERS IN 6 SECONDS APROX"
asshole with camera: tlik tlik tlik tlik tlik tlik
hippo: "OH WAIT, NATURE'S CALL"
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what a shame the hippo missed his Meal on Wheels ...:-D
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Hippo like come any closer and I will fuck you up.
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You guys sound obnoxious
they wanted to shoot him lol
clubsfun 2 years ago
hi, not sure what you mean, we were just watching, passively, albeit apparently too close! we certainly meant him no harm....
ahadra 2 years ago