Dimitri the stud

This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him...

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Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair.

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• dimitri
• stud
• lover
• San
• Fransisco
• crazy
• stalker
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• sexy
• olga
• psycho
• toronto
• vlmspec
• stasis
• narcissistic

[284436]

I'm pretty sure this is the guy who tried to rape Antoine Dodson's sister

[Senad]

HOLLY S*#%T!!! My friend told me to watch this if I want a good laugh, but I'm not laughing, I'm afraid, and I'm a guy.

[grantusmaximus27]

This guy is a poet.... Hahaha

[LedaOhio7]

Theylo nay gameeso.. Saga po padda polee

Aleethya..

*wink*

[skeletorphd]

Nailed it!!!

He totally nailed it. I don't know why she didn't call him back.

He seems...nice.

If he's interested, I hear heather mills is available.

[momerator]

Nothing turns a woman on quite like being accused of being a socially anxious abuse victim.

[aldfjak]

women do not like to be asked out by a perfect stranger. its creepy and desperate. the way you do it is you meet them, become friends only. talk to them over the course of a few weeks, THEN you ask them out for something casual. it works every time.

[DillingerEP]

Sounds like a right fud

[angryscowl]

Believe it or Not, i Know a chick that would go for this Clown.....Typical Trust Funder with Father Issues

[AndrewDavidHornby]

Actually, he is, and he's from Toronto.

He usually hangs out in Kensington Market. He's approached a couple of my friends.

[ArkhamResearchFiles]

This guy reminds me of my ex XD

[cosmogirl0]

What a malaka.