Dimitri the stud

This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him...

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Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair.

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[Senad]

HOLLY S*#%T!!! My friend told me to watch this if I want a good laugh, but I'm not laughing, I'm afraid, and I'm a guy.

[Neurolanis]

You just know that he waited by the phone for days and was probably crying by the end, started drinking red wine and then knifed up his couch with a machete.

[Paris Hilton]

My god, what a douchebag.

[pixiesprimecut]

his favourite meal is fava beans and a fine chianta.....ssssslllllluuuurrr­rrp !

[lubylu312]

What a fucking weirdo

[Kami Kaza]

LET THE ROMANCE BEGIN!

(read in Banes voice)

[kapsi]

Alpha as fuck.

[TheAerospaceGeek]

will you have sex with me? please do, or i'll cut myself.

[Anahita Talebpour]

You laugh at this but it's a reality that I live everyday. I see guys like that ALL THE TIME! I'm Iranian, and most (if not all) Iranian guys are like this.

[graylobo133]

This is begging to be catfhised!

[mckendrick4046]

Dude.... I'm NOT laughing.... I'm NOT falling out of my chair. In fact, I'm beside myself worrying about what this fuckin freak might be capable of if he has a REALLY bad day.