The Burning of Twilight

This is mostly self-explanatory, but honestly, people, we're not Nazis. It was a joke, at first, about how fun it would be to burn the book we hated, and roast marshmallows over its burning corpse (especially considering the only way, Smeyer tells us, to kill a vampire is to dismember it and burn its parts)... And then my friend thought "Hey, let's do it. It'll be a fun way to spend a Saturday night."

So I invited my friends over and we had a good old cheerful time roasting marshmallows and having friendly fun. No, it's not a waste of paper, because we didn't like the book anyway so we'd never have done anything with it, and it provided us with heat, light, and a way to roast our marshmallows.

You can flame me if you'd like, but I'll soon have my 30 page, logical essay of why Twilight really is a bad book no matter what you say, and until you read that you have no place arguing with me.

fuhqu2be did one of these Twilight burning vids, too. check hers out, it involves gasoline.

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[ShawnsBabyGirl5000]

theres nothing wrong with the book, its just a vampire falling in love with a human whats so bad about it??????? its just like people hating on Justin Beiber, he sings just fine. and yea fun destroying stuff from our beautiful earth that nobody appreciates anymore!

[OnamiKitty]

@ShawnsBabyGirl5000 I'd like to know just how much you're doing to save our beautiful earth, dear.

The things that are wrong with it are numerous. I wrote about it here, also from about two years ago:

twilight-essays.webs.com

[PaperiusClippus]

It's encouraging to see other girls who hate Twilight! I'm not the only one! YES!!

[DragoniteAus]

Back to the pits that Spawn thee demon book

[ShawnsBabyGirl5000]

Hey i hope you got my message, im sicerely sorry for these comments, i respect others opinions. like i said in tha message, im sorry for any dislike this may have caused you for me.

[ShawnsBabyGirl5000]

so just whatever, do what you do and so will i

[OnamiKitty]

@ShawnsBabyGirl5000 You don't know me, so how do you know whether I don't have a life? I rather like the one I have, thanks. People don't cut trees much anymore, it's mostly machines. And frankly, less wood went into that book burning than there would have been in a regular log fire.

[ShawnsBabyGirl5000]

@OnamiKitty and dont be callin me darlin ho, i am not your darlin so get a life and quit making useless videos and burning books! people worked hard to cut the trees for that paper, make it into paper, and whatever else they do! so fuck you and your bitch ass friends!

[OnamiKitty]

@ShawnsBabyGirl5000 I said I would consider it, not that I'd take it. Sometimes people do have wisdom in their criticism. People do things to feel good about what they do, and I know I'd feel good if I thought I was editing something to improve it, to make myself better. Book quality is subjective. No book is universally good; nothing is. And in case you forgot, all my friends and I were doing were having fun. NTM it was two years ago.

[ShawnsBabyGirl5000]

@OnamiKitty yea we are free in this burning to hell country, and if you took peoples advice you be a dumb ass pendeja for doing it cuz your just trying to conform to the likes of the forsaken people who dont know what the hell they want anymore and dont know a good book when they read it. and you wanting to "consider" their stupid opinion, who the hell cares about their opinion, people do what they want to feel as they accomplished something not for somebody to go and say how shitty it is!

[OnamiKitty]

@ShawnsBabyGirl5000 Darlin', I have a right in this country to express my dislike for something. If I wrote a book and somebody was "dissing on it" I would probably take their opinions into consideration. If it was reasonless I know I can ignore them. I'd like to know how my actions demonstrated "jealousy." I have a pretty nice life, and I really have no desire to be famous. You're a bit insulting with your cursewords. Maybe you should take your own advice and keep your "hate" of us to yourself.

[ShawnsBabyGirl5000]

Personally i think the movies arent all that great compared to the books, but hell some of us love it and i do so all yall bitches stop dissin in twilight if you dont like it keep it to your damn self! everybody disses on stuff they dont like and make the people feel bad, if you came up with a book like that you wouldnt want people dissing on it. So keep you fucking hate to yourself and dont be jealous that these people are famous and ur not!