BAD HANDS!!!!!

Let down your hair and recluse!!!

In this haunting episode, Douglas "The Falcon" Falcon makes the bold choice of portraying the secret, tender side of the infamous Stephan A. Marcos, public enemy #6, 1985-86.

Marcos, a top NASA engineer, went famously insane and disappeared from society sometime in the early 1980's. Popular rumors suggested that he had holed himself up in a cave in western Pennsylvania, subsisting on a strict, self-imposed diet of wonderbread and water, often flavored through the use of his own urine. Marcos was identified as a national threat when government operatives discovered what appeared to be evidence of his attempts to sell our country's top-secret space plans to the European Space Agency. (He was subsequently removed from the most wanted list, when government agents confirmed, that instead of classified space documents, Marcos had merely sold the ESA crude drawings of himself "in flagrante delicto.")

For this Project-K masterpiece, originally entitled, "Le Dance of the Renegade Handeloons" (named by the rabidly insane staff writer and page Neil "Tickler" Scrubber), Falcon, known for his rigorous process and staunch method approach to his craft (not to mention his massive cocaine problem), spent months immersing himself in the mind of Marcos. Living alone, in what was largely suspected to be Marcos' actual cave, surviving just as Marcos did, and building several, fortunately ineffective, doomsday devices.

When the crew finally arrived at the cave for the first day of shooting, hours were spent merely trying to catch Falcon, who, malnourished and in the throws of a full-on psychotic episode, was performing what he called, "the greatest gift any man has given humanity" in the form of a nude interpretive modern dance.

The final film, widely considered to be one of the greatest motion pictures ever to grace the silver screen, was photographed at 3:12 am, consisting of a scenario entirely improvised by Mr. Falcon, after having just been administered several syringes of pharmaceutical grade morphine.

Regarding what some critics consider to be a dangerous career choice, Falcon commented, "F--k if I care. I make art, man."

Marcos is still at large. And so is Douglas Falcon. MMWHOOHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• PROJECT-K
• BAD
• HANDS
• EVIL
• CRAZY
• MODERN
• DANCE
• MORPHINE
• IPHONE
• SMOSH
• PUNCH
• FACE

[MINDGHOSTS]

hihi that was cute.

[shemar80]

wtf was that hat was a waste off time

[miboys]

odd but ok i guess

[yolanski]

great storytelling through image sound text

[digitalshark]

Brings fresh insight to the term "bad touch." It is rumored that these deeply troubling hand gestures are actually clever reconstructions of those originally described in the forbidden book "al-Azif" by the mad arab Abdul Alhazred.

[daftmahatma]

Coen Brothers meet Cronenberg...

[megalisstudio]

love your shit

[PetrucciFever]

Brilliant

[thrillmer]

Those are some BAD hands!

[mikkymeow]

they should've huged and done more....