Tinseltown Nanny

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This video was made over a year before Michael Jackson's death. No disrespect was intended, as obviously I could not forsee his passing. May he rest in peace and his legend live on forever. ~VP

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Thanks to Duffy for composing and playing the Mary Poppins-esque music:
http://www.youtube.com/excessrejects
Rap music mixed over royalty free track by muah :)

"Tinseltown Nanny"
lyrics:

Now Suri, we must study your Dianetics Book
Suri: But I don't want to!
Young lady, that is not allowed
We must make tom and katie proud

Millions of years ago,
The alien Xenu
Collected all his people
And then he threw

Them all around a volcano
Bringing bombs in his machines
And blew them all to smithereens!

Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veil
Over your faces So you will stay pale
You must remember it's not funny, stay away from where it's sunny
Or else he'll dangle you over an eighty foot balcony

Lindsay, I think I have the best thing for you
A Luie Vaton chastity belt with an alcohol detector too.
Now I know I have a matching mussle somewhere or another
It's perfect for your big mouth mother.

Break it down now!
You know, Hollywood is such a mess
All the drama going down with celeb train wrecks
They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress
It makes me feel my food come up like I got acid reflux.

But supress
That thought for a minute
The ones that clean their act up and then claim they did it
I'm the one who saved their asses all from being committed
But of course they won't admit it
Cause they hope they'll get aquited.

The nanny
the nanny
the nanny to the stars
(2x)

Lynn Spears was my client for some time
I took care of her girls back then in Britney's prime.
But then my contract ran out, she thought she'd do it herself
And now the teen is knocked up and britney signed up for self help.

I got my work on my mind and I aint too hard to find
You got the dough, I got the time. And this aint no nursery rhyme.

They call me Tinsel Town Nanny
Double T to the N
Otherwise known as Nanny P

• Category

  Comedy

[damnun]

240p video in 2013. That is really embarrassing.

[VenetianPrincess]

um... this video was made and uploaded in 2007 before hd on youtube even existed. it was only published this week... meaning it was set on private and made public again.. not re-made or re-uploaded. So... hardly embarrassing for me..

[Monica Garvis]

did the last person just say this is an old video ha ha ha that person must be a dumb ass it even says it was made this month

[VenetianPrincess]

I made the video, I think I know. ha ha ha the topics are from 2007. It only says published this month, not made or uploaded. published means I made it public after it was private.

[youngrelleus19]

NOT TO BE MEAN BUT ITS 2013 WHY ARNT YOU USING HD VIDEO RECORDING?

[VenetianPrincess]

This is an old video, hence the topics it covers. All of my new videos are in HD

[Carlos Licardie]

F' Da Haters, VP.....yu had skillz then, yu gots skillz now...



[Madam Nena]

funny ;) but do you have twitter? x

[Dipesh Chauhan]

:o)

[Luis Andrés Regalado Fernández]

Hahah ufff I remember the day that I saw this video around 2008, 2009... I miss when you upload lots and lots of funny parodies :P, I love your humor and i hope that in this year you come back with more parodies(or histories like that one of the first ime in a plane :P). I have loved you since I saw outer space. Greetings from Mexico :)

[sailorspacey]

I enjoy how all of these people on here are complaining about this video not being in HD. This shows how new you are to VenetianPrincess. This is a VERY old video of hers that I guess that she just now took off of private. Truth be told all of you complaining about it not being HD almost sound like spoiled five year old's who aren't getting to eat their favorite treat. Just enjoy her brilliance and get over the fancy HD!

[sailorspacey]

And this reply, it is awesome. :D

[Fahd108]

وش؟

[LittleJazzy07XD]

Give her some space! <3 your a good singer and very pretty

[PrincessNoSense]

@damnun now thats a little embarrassing ;) lol

[jessica wallace]

Dang you go girl tell them haters:)