The way yeshiva guys try on suits

So I am in this dressing room at Syms and this yeshiva guy is davening- but he was just testing out the suit he was trying on through shuckeling and thumb dipping.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• yeshivish
• frummy
• frum
• satire
• yeshiva
• guy
• davening
• shuckeling
• comedy
• humor
• Jewish
• orthodox
• pesach
• yuntiff

[frumsatire]

@ken03061982 good thing I live in San Jose - we don;t even have an eruv

[ken03061982]

@kohohockeystick wait till they invade YOUR  town and buy your local politicians, then you'll feel threatened.

[frumsatire]

@kohohockeystick I haven;t fully done a demographic study, but according to the recently released study on Jewish websites by the avichai foundation I rank in the top 5 most influential Jewish websites - I do take myself seriously - enough to be paid for articles, to get multiple free trips to Israel, Spain and Turkey to give speeches - I am not a professional - I am a chef by profession, but it;s all in good fun.

[kohohockeystick]

@frumsatire lol, its so cute how you take yourself seriously. there are 2 types of people that follow you. either people that hate the yeshiva world (plenty of those) to feel better about themselves and what they dont do, or people that are laughing AT you (plenty of those too). are you married? i bet your the type that all the girls wanna be friends with you but none would date you. btw, im just bein totally honost w/ u. i dont identify with the yeshiva crowd, yet i dont feel threatened by them

[frumsatire]

@kohohockeystick I have done about 40 shows in all, mostly shuls, Jew nights at bars, hillel houses, some random chabads you know the deal. Truth is, I'm more of a writer than a comedian, I prefer performance artist because I would say most of my stuff is not funny. If most people thought I was a douche I wouldn;t have 75,000 people reading my blog every month and free trips to Israel and shuls paying 1500 bucks for me to do a 45 minute show

[kohohockeystick]

@frumsatire its time someone told you, you are really not that funny. occasionally you have a good line but in general, most people think you are a douche. i'm tellin you as a friend. plus are you really a comedian? have you ever performed anywhere? i would actually like to come see it.

[MoisheKapoyr]

How low are you ceilings?

[futurprezz]

the only funny part was about the ppl going around in threes. Otherwise you gotta work on the delivery.

[frumsatire]

You do understand that I am a comedian right?

[bomnshell]

you have problems with everything us frum jews do  be dan likaf zechus