INTERACT 2009 Dinner Entertainment (Uncut)

The Entertainment at the INTERACT 2009 Conference Dinner. Jan Gulliksen et al.

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[tgmcewan]

won't let me post any more lyrics as comments

[tgmcewan]

INTERACTION Where can you find pleasure Search the world for treasure Learn science technology Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true On the land or on the sea Where can you learn to fly Play in sports and skin dive Study oceanography You dont need a tutor Surf on your computer Be the one you want to be Interaction

[tgmcewan]

Sometimes its hard to be a user

Using all the gadgets that youve got

Youll have bad times

Instead of good times

when doing things that you dont

understand

[tgmcewan]

verse 2: But if you love them youll forgive them Even though theyre hard to understand You cant live with them Cant live without them All gadgets that we all demand Stand by your brand If they care bout us users, us poor old lousy losers that seen every error message Stand by your brand if they got good designers that know how to give a helping hand Stand by your brand

[tgmcewan]

Interaction complain about lacking

funding and never be envious against

those who are great.

Research assessment, but dont compare

your H-index.

Youd better publish or perish,

(Publish or perish)

Youd better publish or perish

Before its too late.

nb early versions used Parish instead of Perish - you see if you are so poor you can't support yourself you have to turn to the parish for support. But we do both versions

[tgmcewan]

Interaction the life that conferences offer, old wine in new bottles a PPT OD Doing a keynote seems like the final career step. I promise Ill cite you if youll only cite me. Dont submit to HCI International It isnt really rational unless youve got an awful lot of cash. You travel all around the world And a conference T-shirt is what you got left to save

[tgmcewan]

PUBLISH OR PERISH Interaction why do we come to these places? Familiar old faces, all aged a bit more Why do we do this? Of course some people like travelin, and building your CV and havin a ball. And you did submit a paper from a Masters students study, Its the same you sent in last year with a brand new name Reviewers scored it high and low, aint it funny how little they do know Rejection is the verdict we expect

[tgmcewan]

Second one is Stand by your Man - originally Tammy Wynette but the guys had listened to the Dolly Parton version. Of course we were urging you all to stand by your BRAND!!!

[tomlemort]

It was excellent.

I recongized 3 of the 4 original songs:

1) Desperado (The Eagles)

2) ?

3) In The Navy (Village Peoples)

4) YMCA (Village Peoples)

What is the second one?

[ckatsanos]

It was awesome!