Darci Video.avi

I GOT BORED SO I MADE A SONG AND VIDEO ABOUT MY DOG DARCI!!!!


Darci darci, that's my dog
she likes to play fetch
but first she gotta stretch
She so cool but not so smart
She don't do tricks
She don't shake hands
She don't play dead
Only thing she knows is BED
Darci, BED, there she goes
On her bed and there she doze
Goes to sleep and she wakes up hungry
Give her some food and she goes crazy like a monkey
Like a monkey, like a monkey
She eats all food, her breath be so damn funky
so damn funky, so damn funky
but I don't give a damn
and she don't give a damn
darci do your dance cuz this is your jam

Darci, who's my favorite dog
Darci, you know you my favorite dog
You can, go everywhere that I go
You even got on doggie clothes
All you, do is eat, sleep and poop
Its all, good cuz you so damn cute
Mini, schnauzer that's what you are
Darci, you're my superstar

here we go, here we come for round 2
darci, its just me and you
Kathy calls you darci fartsy,
Prolly cuz u a drity doggy
Dirty dirty dog
Everybody do the dirty dog
Dirty dirty dog
Time to go take a bath
we gotta do it fast
Going to the dog park
Where u sniff the other dog's ass
You do some stupid stuff
But you know I cant stay mad at ya
You got those puppy eyes like you about to cry
Hell no darci, you cant have my fries
You cant have my drink
Go away u aint getting my ice cream
Last time u got some u shit like crazy
But its all good u still my baby
And u will always be my 2nd lady

Darci, who's my favorite dog
Darci, you know you my favorite dog
You can, go everywhere that I go
You even got on doggie clothes
All you, do is eat, sleep and poop
Its all, good cuz you so damn cute
Mini, schnauzer that's what you are
Darci, you're my superstar

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• DARCI
• BAO
• KATHY
• DOG SONG
• DOG
• SONG
• MINI
• SCHNAUZER