A Seemingly Gory But Surprisingly Common Love Song (original ukulele song)

This is what happens when I have coffee too close to bed time...

Lyrics:
This is all theoretical but it doesn't mean I don't mean it all, I have a few words I need to say to you. It might be a bit disturbing and a little bit unnerving but it's more original than simply saying 'I do'
I would jump out of an airplane to be splattered into a million little bloody pieces by a moving train (for you)
I would willingly jump off a 1,000 foot cliff, I would tick-off a bad guy just to get biffed (for you)
I would die anyway that you desire- I would even get bitten by a vampire, so that nightmares about me- at least you dream of me at all!
And do I do it cause it's fun? Or cause you're my number one.. It's probably a little mix of both. Besides you look so cute with that horrified expression on your face, I'd kill myself for you but not to save the human race. I would swallow a sword I would stab myself in the chest, without a reward.. Just to confess... I Love you.
I would dive into a pool and stay in 'till I drowned, I would die quietly in the library and wait to be found by you (yes you)
I would drink a bunch of poison for absolutely no good reason other than to catch your eye. I would get shot in the arm which wouldn't seem to do me harm- but then get an infection and die!
I would get rid of food and pictures you so I would starve even worse than before. I would drink myself to death, which might give me bad breath and die alone at your door (step!)
And after I am dead for sure, and buried in the ground.. I promise to haunt you forever- like fleas on a hound.. To make sure than no one else ever comes around.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• whimsy
• whimsyandstarr
• ukulele
• original
• song

[GKBillings98]

Nice! I really like it!

I also kept on laughing every few minutes from the lyrics.....

[KPKB55]

love this song!!! =) <3

[toopiddaniel]

A seemingly glorious song with a uncommon name. (compliment)

yay!