YouTube Poop - King's Quest For Loli (Redo)

In honor of the one year anniversary of my pooping career (2/17/09) I have redone my first vid.

Hopefully you'll like this version of my first video better.

The script (in case you can't pick up the sentence mixing):

Gwonam: Your majesty I have come to molest Link
King : Link suck his dick.
Link: No fuck you.
Gwonam: It is written, I'm horny for Link!
Link: Too fucking bad!
Gwonam: Fine, I'll go!
King: I'm going to buy some lolicon!
Zelda: But father...
King: I'll make Link take the fall for me!
Link: Huh?
King: Come Link!
Morshu: You want lolicon?
King: Yes.
Morshu: It's yours my friend, as long as you have 19.99!
King: Take Link's money!
Link: You faggot.
Morshu: Link give me your rupees!
Link: No!
King: I'm going to fap to my lolicon!
Link: Wow...
King: My boy! Fap to my lolicon!
Link: Great! I can't wait to fap to Konata!
King: My boy! Haruhi is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: No fuck you! Konata is the sexiest anime chick!
King: Hmm, that is bullshit!
Gwonam: No you're both wrong. It is written, Yotsuba is the sexiest!
King: Enough! Let's fap!
Link: Great! I just jizzed!
Zelda: You've got to be kidding me!
King: Zelda after you've scrubbed my cum then we can talk about incest. Take me away yeah!
Gwonam: Link I'm going to pistol whip you!
Gwonam: Look and see, my penis!

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• Gay
• Eachother
• Gwonam
• Pistol
• Whips
• Konata

[Omegaknuckles]

Since when is Haruhi Lolicon?

[DualScreen77]

What the King says goes.

[Omegaknuckles]

If Haruhi is loli then Link is shota

[DualScreen77]

Actually, 1:06 through 1:22 is a clip from an old uncompleted YouTube Poop. I just found that and said "Hey, I'll place it in this video!"

[GoWeegee]

0:43 those two look familiar >_>

[DualScreen77]

Watch my video called "Tsukasa Takes One For The Team"... it should ring some bells.

[dusthillguy]

Hmm....Hmm hmm... WOOAAAH

[cardboardwalk]

I still love this one. One problem though WHERES CHIYO?!!

[xWhatTheBOOMx]

geez, how come all your vids give me an ear rape?

[SableOrpheon]

LOlololol: "Zelda, after you have scrubbed my cum, THEN we can talk about incest" XD

[Ledgendveemon]

why the hell is there disturbed music in this?

[RoywoodNoKiwami]

Lol, Rhapsody is fap music.

[Deblano]

Zelda will have to do a lot of scrubbing.........

[seriouslyWeird]

what

[spartin413]

LOL at 0:47

[CollisionCat]

Your majesty, I have come to molest Link!

Link, suck his dick!

No, fuck you!

It is written: I'm horny for Link!

Too fucking bad!

Fine, I'll go...