Your Server Hates You
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Uploaded by deathnosecomedy on Feb 2, 2011
YOU'RE SERVER HATES YOU -- A. KNOLLENBERG / A.EVANS
V1
You walk in like you own the place
Say you've got five but there might be fifteen joining (they're on the way, I swear)
It's Friday night so we've got a long wait
And you sigh like you are dying (sigh)
We sit you but you don't like your table
You want a booth and you keep whining
Sir we don't have booth's for twenty people
And you sigh like you are dying (sigh)
My names Austin and I will be your server
How are you doin tonight (Water with lemon!)
I didn't know that water was a state of being
Guess Im feelin kinda sprite
CHORUS
Your server hates you
Your server hates you
Your server hates you
Cause your dumb
V2
Stare at the menu like your deciphering ancient hieroglyphics
Its pretty standard stuff (what is cheeseburger)
I ask you if you need another minute
You say you're ready but your not(I think were ready)
No your not
I stand awkwardly while you debate your choices
In the mean time I've been sat (three times)
List every ingredient of every soup we have (cause we asked)
Then you say you just want salad
CHORUS
BRIDGE
Your kid wont stop crying
And I think your trying
To literally run me to death
Gave you 86 refills
Cleaned up all your drink spills
And brought 12 baskets of bread
Just think you should know
We closed an hour ago
And I dropped your food on the floor
I'm gonna pick up this knife
I'm gonna punch out your wife
And drag your tea-chuggin' ass out the door
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