5 rules in every Chuck Norris movie
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Uploaded by 5rulesinmovies on Aug 13, 2009
There are 5 rules that can be applied to almost every Chuck Norris movie.
Rule 1: Chuck Norris never reloads
Rule 2: Chuck Norris always hits first
Rule 3: You can't run or hide from Chuck Norris
Rule 4: Everything he touches becomes a weapon
Rule 5: Chuck Norris never miss his targets
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91 people could'nt hide from chuck norris
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HEY! The MAC 10 was not made in the 19th cen... oh wait... It's Chuck Norris.
Stupid me.
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Body count: The whole world...
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How can you hit him first with that power stare? >.<
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2:10 He had a freaking ramp there!
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2:37 5 is false! miss, miss, miss, hit miss, miss, miss, hit miss, miss, miss, hit miss hit
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Aimbot 2:35 :P
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@MocroPowerzz999 HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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2:26 aimbot
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i can't belive i survived this video
djstevy 5 days ago 26
Rule 1 is fake!
He reloaded in 0.001 seconds!-.-"
foki999 5 days ago 7