Dragons are Assholes (By Crazy Boris)

"Dragons are Assholes" performed by Crazy Boris at DSi Comedy theater on December 22, 2011.

Clearly I've been playing too much Skyrim.

I have a new camera, so more Gary Bighams are on the way! For more accordion comedy, go to: http://www.youtube.com/user/crazyboriscomedy

LYRICS:
Deep in a cave, or high on a mountain,
Or guarding their gold at the end of a dungeon,
A beast prepares to raid your castle;
That's when you realize, dragons are assholes.

Burning your village with fiery eruption,
They talk during movies, they ruined Inception,
Flying up high, skyward and fast,
When they're not driving hummers, their brights on full blast,
Tailgating your ass,
There's two lanes, JUST PASS.

A killing machine from its tail to its snout,
That'll screw with your Facebook if you don't log out.
They terrorize kingdoms, they're burning down forts,
They pay off their bar tabs with child support!

If a knight would attack, the dragon would burn 'em
And then borrow his lighters and never return 'em.
These dagger-toothed assholes that none can defeat,
Wear spandex and ride bicycles in the street,
Even though there's a sidewalk right there,
And I know it's illegal to ride bicycles in the sidewalk in most inner-city areas but, come on, lets be honest you're a legitimate traffic hazard. So cut that crap out. Seriously.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Crazy
• Boris
• Accordion
• Comedy
• Skyrim
• Music
• Dragons
• Assholes
• 5842
• Screaming
• Portuguese
• Orangutans
• Armed
• with
• Rocket
• Powered
• Grenade
• Launchers
• take
• arrows
• to
• their
• knees

[FantomaBetivu2011]

please tell me what s name of this kind of music?

[CrazyBorisProduction]

@FantomaBetivu2011

Medieval ballad or Bard music.

[mooseking87]

where are the larps?

[CrazyBorisProduction]

@mooseking87

On the way, worry not.

[Thrashr666]

Am I still your number one fan?

[OLDSACKS]

When Tenacious D meets Skyrim :D

Amazing job there Boris, keep it up !

[rushnerd]

You would make an awesome Skyrim guard.

[khorin7]

genius

[poempoorlywritten3]

You are seriously a comic artist man. And I mean ARTIST. Do you have an album?

[FantomaBetivu2011]

@CrazyBorisProduction ty very much

@NitroReviews why hes earning his money by doing that....hes not whore like u

[Pigganon]

Shut up and take my money!

[AdamsUniverse]

Your always fantastic.

[tifauk]

I've just finished a nice 12 hour shift of hell at work, you sir have officially made my day

[darkomen1992]

you should make some songs for download i would pay for them