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i MELT when i hear Jack Davenport say "Baby" *faints*
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melty man, the bringer of all evil rides into town on his black horse named whiskeydick
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ughhh I had an encounter with the melty man last night. I immediatley thought of this
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@TKE198 agreed, half the reason guys even do it is for bragging rights/reputation
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@MrGmaximus "or do i squish them together and do them all at once"
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-Darth Vader
-Without a helmet
hahahahahaha best line ever!!
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@AnimeAngel88 The object seems to be in everyone's minds to keep sex sexy. Point blank. It's hard to really do that when you either don't know what to really do or if what you do isn't right. Much harder if you haven't a clue as to what she likes, and most men feel like a fool having to even wonder that. I'm sure some actors don't have to wonder that when they make the perfect sex scene in the movies. That's why some just get right to the penetration in real life.
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@AnimeAngel88 Depends on how you build up to the climax, to be honest. Pacing the innings, so to speak, is quite important for men and it helps if you have a woman who co-operates through it.
It's a common experience (including my own) that with greater intimacy with a woman, things progressively get better. First time could be stressful.
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@TKE198, so by being a lesbian, I'm doing men a favour? Yay!
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@AnimeAngel88 Yes. Yes it is how things are. Women have no idea how stressful sex is for men.
There's nothing funny about the Melty Man.
Davem87 2 years ago 133
Is she too dry? Is she too wet? Am I taking too long? Am I going too fast?
God, they should have a manual for this.
MrGmaximus 2 years ago 88