Horrific Fighting Games: M.U.S.C.L.E. (NES) Review

This takes bad wrestling games to a new level. You can count this game s entire move set on one hand, every single fight is composed of the same strategy, and, the only thing that affects the outcome of the fight is who is lucky enough to pick up the God mode power-up first.

Be sure to check out the sequel, G.A.R.B.A.G.E.

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[SubtleDemise]

Did they even test this shitty game before they released it? What the fuck is a muscle!?

[Madgecko1000]

This game was great!

I had lots of fun playing this game, but i agree about the cpu super power it was impossible to counter.

[Bzaafied]

I did not know Ultimate Muscle was around THIS long, damn 1983 was the year I was born.

[jozilife]

this was my favourit game as a kid!! :D

[IXSuperRadGamerXI]

@Madgecko1000 I got to round 54 before, im going to post the video of it soon probably, sad part is that i could have got further but I got bored with it

[shawnio]

this guys a friggin moron, made from the same company that created mighty morphin power rangers

[LordBarros]

You obviously don't know what M.U.S.C.L.E. is. Your opponent with the horns was not a viking, he is Buffaloman. And your partner was King Muscle, and he doesn't have a weird mustache, those are his LIPS. How do you review a game and have no clue about what you are talking about?

M.U.S.C.L.E. is a cult classic and has been around in various forms for decades. In fact, you probably had one of the toys as a child. There was even an anime called Ultimate Muscle just a couple years ago.

RESEARCH

[cpmunk420]

... how about you do some research about what you are reviewing. Just as bad as the Irate Gamers review.

[IXSuperRadGamerXI]

@marioandluigi012345 lol I did like 6-7 in a row before and once shoved a guy to death playing this game, I suppose i'm the creepy man-child this guy refers to here.

[IXSuperRadGamerXI]

@Madgecko1000 what's the highest round you ever got to?

[BluBoulzor]

Yep I saw that. Shit that was an extremely horrible anal rape.

Wait an anal rape is by nature extremely horrible.

[TheDamned999]

i enjoyed this when I rented it. then again i was like 7