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Uploaded by on Feb 8, 2010

This is about the fantastic TV show How I Met Your Mother. As someone whose dad has a lot of stories, I totally identify with Ted's kids having to sit through a 5 season story about how he met their mother. This song is from his daughter's point of view. [And, yes, I know I probably forgot 1000 things, but I had to stop at some point!]

LYRICS:
I don't want to know every small detail
I don't need to know everyone my uncle nailed
I don't see the point of telling this at all
Why must we keep hearing "Let's Go To The Mall"?

I already know who you're going to marry
This is so not Raven, much less legendary

This is the longest story ever told
I can't wait until Mom gets home
Why is this happening to me?
And oh my God, I really have to pee

I don't want to suit up or be a hanging chad
I don't need the Bro Code, so please shut up, Dad
The rules of Baskiceball don't apply to me
I don't care about every time you saw Ranjit

I already know who you're going to marry
This is so not Raven, much less legendary

This is the longest story ever told
I can't wait until Mom gets home
Why is this happening to me?
And oh my God, I really have to pee

I've sat through...
Goats and Hot-Crazy scales
So many epic fails
Pineapples, "Have you met..."
Sword fights and slapping bets
Robots that fall in love
Nights in McClaren's pub
Rain dances, "Murder Train"
This is a major pain
Major Pain, laser tag
Ted Mosby, architect
Revertigo, magic tricks
Lighting up "sandwiches"
Canada, perfect weeks
Vomit free since '93
Storm troopers, Tootsie Rolls
Lemon laws, tricycles
Fiero milestones
Underground radio
But, um...a Smurf penis
Drinking Orange Julius
Apartment luge, new year's eve
Rocking with fake!Moby
Innkeepers, Lebanese
Working at GNB
"Wait for it" and Stella
Loud chewing, umbrellas
Crazy eyes, deja dates
Video resumes
Tramp stamps and relapse fives
Teaching Barney to drive
Cockamouse, Metro News
Loch Ness-y honeymoon
Ted Mosby is a jerk
I'm going to go berserk

This is the longest story ever told
I can't wait until Mom gets home
Why is this happening to me?
And oh my God, I really have to pee
Oh my God, I really have to pee

MP3 Download Here: http://www.mediafire.com/?zajoo2i223g

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  • tally

    how come you are reading the lyrics for your own songs?

    just saying

  • @wlexxx Because I'd just written it about 20 minutes before recording it and there's a lot of words.

  • u were the creator of this song??? i just bought season 5 and i heard it for the first time this is amazing!!!

  • @tinyfeet101 Yep. I wrote the lyrics in my history class Sophomore year.

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  • @Psych140795 I know. I got paid for it.

  • @SAYB00M I was at a random event on the Fox lot this morning and met Alyson Hannigan. I introduced myself and she asked if I was going to the set. It wasn't planned, but I got to watch them film for over an hour and I met Neil, Cobie, and Pamela Fryman (the director). All of them had seen my video and were SO nice. It was amazing.

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  • How i met your mother + The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Marry me now *-*

  • that was amazing!! im glad the cast of HIMYM has seen it, its really incredible!!

  • @wolverinefangowings They found it via Twitter. 

  • @live2tivo how did they find out about it? did you submit it for some contest, or did you just post it on Youtube and they stumbled across it?

  • This song made me wanna pee.. just sayin..

  • ....this totally made my day. LEGENDARY!

  • Hey, I met you last night at the TFioS party in Atlanta last night.  DFTBA!

  • I started to look at this show after hearing your amazing song.. Thanks Tally.. you are amazing

  • this is awesome

  • Girl youve got crazy eyes :O :O :P

    Kidding, great song!

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