Ask A Ninja: Question 2 "Ninja Santa"
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@SirGabriel2076 My mistake: he rejects conjuration, not illusion. Illusion includes all of them invisibility powers.
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@SirGabriel2076 I hope such Christmas penguin joke isn't sac-religious!
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@SirGabriel2076 Oh, yeah, and he travels so fast that he goes in and out of your house simultaneously so he travels too fast to be seen.
His familiar is a penguin that gives him protection from oceans, even cold oceans, and gives him a +2 Cha per level gained.
The said penguin is used to both snow and swimming and therefore is useful in both sides of the Equator at Christmas.
Also at Christmas, the night is as bright as day in Antarctica.
The penguin is also a good fisher of men.
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@thekoopakids Actually, those people overestimate ninjas just like they overestimate Chuck Norris. They may be champion fighters and perfected assassins, but they are not omnipotent.
I say that Santa Claus is a wizard.
Who else has a beard and a pointy hat and is connected with snow?
Elves, too, are wizards because that is their favored class.
Santa Clause is a transmuter and rejects necromancy, illusion, and invocation. That should probably explain those enchanted reindeer.
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this is my favorite episode, kicking it old skool. when it was first on itunes, i started watching after the third installment. LOVE it jjjjjj
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Ninjas that celebrate Christmas avenged Pearl Harbor!
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i only watch this due the intro
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@WhitetailHuntress23 i believe thats the how to kill a ninja episode
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this is the first "ask a ninja" video i've watched where i actually noticed his mouth o.o



now it all makes sense
santa is a ninja
thekoopakids 5 months ago 24
@TMoney120885 2 things1 if u hate the videos dont watch them 2 do you think a person with 98k subscribers gives a fuck about what you say?
AndrewChrisHoran 5 months ago 9