don't trust me (bella's version) twilight new moon eclipse parody

this is for all you twihards out there

lyrics by amanda palma and pauline aguayo


got my green dress and converse on my feet
i got all these monsters after me
im not an actress and my voice is real deep
i got edward, not wait jacob driving in my front seat

w-w-w-wolves hanging at the beach
while my sexy vampire sits at home waiting for me
Ed says your wolf friend if he says he's got beef
that imma vegetarian but i will suck the blood from him

oh i want edward whoa
but i want jacob whoa
they'll never leave me whoa oh oh
don't trust a hoe
never trust a hoe
won't trust a hoe
can't trust me

i want a vampire whoa
i want a werewolf whoa
they're never aging whoa oh oh
don't trust a hoe
never trust a hoe
won't trust a hoe
can't trust me

bite marks on the palm of my hands
edward came to save me while i moaned like a man
and the best is i always get my way even if alice kidnaps me for the day

b-b-b bleeding all the time tell jacob im so sorry but he tells
me that its fine
and the best is he never wears a shirt
jumped off of a cliff and he kept me on this earth

wolf boy shut your lips do the edward cullen and kiss me like this

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• twilight
• new
• moon
• bella's
• song
• parody
• edward
• cullen
• eclipse
• don't
• trust
• me
• amanda
• palma
• pauline
• aguayo

[theTLMshow]

aww thanks lol

yes! it is an old picture of robert in his modeling days lol

[theTLMshow]

i had to! lol

[theTLMshow]

all the stuff i have in the back makes me laugh!

the doll i threw in there last minute right before i recorded this one lol

[matt151328]

that was funny

very accurate

thumbs up thumbs up

[erinandtaylor123]

haha love this :)

[cocoppuffs124]

This is awsome:):):) i love twilight but still AWSOME:DD

[Eonlie]

This was so cute XD

And you're a great siger :D

[twihardgleek20]

haha i love thiss(:

[btrandjbidz]

LOL A-men girl! I wonder if you're secretly Bella Swan.... xD

[tazzielala]

LOVEZ iT!! U ROCk!!

[VikaDX]

AWESOME!

[guingla]

Nice :D



[nicpattinson1]

you ROCK with extra bite :D

[Blade868]

u rock & ur cute ^_^

[beverman2000]

holy hell..

your fucking hot..